normalcon

Male, 33, CA

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ozempicofficial]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[animentality]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

TT post by @ niallshigh.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theunstoppablenightmare]

[dorothylarouge]

[111111111yeah]

Now that the weather is getting nicer I can finally use my leafblower from 9am - 4pm every day

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[feralkobold]

WAKEY WAKEY!! GOOD MORNING!!🩷🩷✨️💃🏻

[teathattast]

[revivivivify]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you