A: āCheese on top of more cheese? Howā¦Decadent.ā B: āDo you even know what decadent means?ā A: āIt means cheese on top of more cheese.ā Submitted by: @saturniidae-served-cold
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@classroom-shitpost
A: āCheese on top of more cheese? Howā¦Decadent.ā B: āDo you even know what decadent means?ā A: āIt means cheese on top of more cheese.ā Submitted by: @saturniidae-served-cold
I am deceased
minor update:
reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them
Yeah thereās a beautiful bot site that if you put an email in it, will subscribe you to thousands of mailing lists.
Oops I dropped the site right here use it wisely
LOTR + text posts 4/? (Merry & Pippin edition)
Keep reading
Looking at this makes me so tired.
Every year, multiple times a year, they convince ppl to fork out thousands of dollars andā¦.literally nothing changes. Thereās no doubt in my mind theyāre pocketing most of this money lol
Thatās whatās so wild to me. Theyāve made exactly 0 changes other than adding the āExcludeā tags and that def doesnāt take 130k.
You know if any of you actually bothered to click the link itāll take you to their budget update and break down exactly what the spend the money on, over 70% of which is spent on server expenses, monitoring tools and system licences.
They also spent a good amount of the rest of the 30% budget on significant server overhaul costs.Ā
AO3 is literally a service you get for free and the audacity youād have to not bother reading the very open budget plan they have, but to then bitch and whine about people donating to keep the site running is wild.Ā
https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/11192
fuck all y'all, you donāt know a goddamn thing about the skill and effort it takes to run a site like AO3.
brb throwing ten bucks at the AO3 to spite you dumbfucks who think server space is free and magic
People who drink soy milk in their coffee are just adding bean water to bean water
me doing japanese homework:
wait a minuteā¦.
this makes so much more sense now???
Why didnāt this meme come with a translatorās note
Tan What The Gay Hell Is Going On France
Ideal number of teeth?
as many as i can get my hands on
Youāve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
Thereās actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades.Ā So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30ā²s.
Barbecue sauce is like meat frosting.
my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, āraising teenagers is like nailing jello to a treeā. she was so baffled by this because she said, āyou were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.āĀ
so to prove some point sheās going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.Ā
sheās so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weirdĀ
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say ānail jello to a treeā and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what youāre doing and then give it just a little support
well gosh. look what happens.
please tell your mom good job.
a shitpost became a teachable moment
If we ever become a spacefaring species with established colony worlds, cookbooks will need to include planet-specific acceleration due to gravity so that ingredients can be weighed on different planets and the correct mass for the recipe determined.
Please appreciate this Japanese shitpost
Iām gonna show this to Hubs
explanation time:
āniā = 2 in Japanese. so āniācolas cage = 2 heads they replaced the āniā with 1 and 3, making iccolas cage up top and sancolas cages on the bottom
i.e., its the japanese equivalent of that janear, jafar meme
thank u friend i would not have known how very important this post is without your kind translation
Another 'Things I've Overheard' Submission:
- *yelled across the classroom* āI HAVE 71% BIG DICK ENERGY'Ā
Teacher, in response: 'are you on BuzzFeed again?ā
- *in sex ed, asking for slang words for penis* Meat flute
- 'I have blonde hair and blue eyes- Iām hitlerās wet dreamā
- *sex ed again, this time asking for slang for intercourse* Fun dancing
- 'Aināt no party till the isopod arrivesā
- 'I hate baristas, they always have better teeth than me and it makes me nervousā
Itās too far to get out there - too far to walk. Do you see how short my legs are?
-English
Teacher: āI have no idea why I did that.ā Student: āCos you suck!ā
-Biology
Fondle the gooseberries.
-Recess