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[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

...Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[copperbadge]

I got Joey Tribbiani from Friends twice. I feel like a sandwich is about to get involved.

[thehappyfangirl]

Wile E. Coyote is trying to kill me, Edward Cullen is trying to protect me.

I'm finding it VERY difficult to imagine but, despite being a SUPER GENIUS, Mr. Coyote hasn't managed to hurt anyone but himself in all of his murderous days, I think I'm good.

[claw-foot]

The Minions from Despicable Me are trying to kill me.

I don't think it matters much who is trying to protect me -- I can't imagine the Minions succeeding.

(My protector is Jayce from Arcane, if it matters.)

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[anonpolls]

Does your car have a name?

Yes, a normal human name (e.g. Rupert, Christine)

Yes, the sort of name you might give a pet (e.g. Bluebell, Midnight)

Yes, some other sort of name

I don't own a car but my parents'/partner's/etc. has a normal human name

I don't own a car but my parents'/partner's/etc. has a pet name

I don't own a car but my parents'/partner's/etc. has some other sort of name

No, my car doesn't have a name

I don't own a car but my parents'/partner's/etc. doesn't have a name

I don't have a close relationship with any cars

Voting ended onJan 25, 2025

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[nick-nellson]

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

[thewitchoftherock]

Reblog if you enjoy writing/reading fanfic.

Reblog if you enjoy looking at/creating fanart.

Reblog if you’re proud of the creation of fanworks in general.

[imaredshirt]

Have you ever met somebody (unrelated to you/not a family member) with the same first name as you? Add embellishments to the tags (yes but spelled slightly different, no but I know a friend of a friend, yes and im named after them, etc)

Yes

No

My answer is neither yes nor no, fool

Voting ended onAug 24, 2024

[apolladay]

What assigned English class book did you viscerally HATE (the most)? I tried to make it general by some authors since curriculums vary.

Any Charles Dickens book

Any Shakespeare Play

Any Greek Epic

The Great Gatsby

1984

A Scarlet Letter

Lord of the Flies

Frankenstein

Other (if it's farenheit 451, I'll burn you)

I didn't viscerally hate any English class book

What assigned English class book did you viscerally HATE (the most)? I tried to make it general by some authors since curriculums vary.

Any Charles Dickens book

Any Shakespeare Play

Any Greek Epic

The Great Gatsby

1984

A Scarlet Letter

Lord of the Flies

Frankenstein

Other (if it's farenheit 451, I'll burn you)

I didn't viscerally hate any English class book

Voting ended onAug 25, 2024

[magess]

how is Catcher in the Rye not in this list

[claw-foot]

For Canadians it's Who Has Seen the Wind and Fifth Business.

[greeds]

ZAINAB JIWA AS GERALT OF RIVIA

[princessgemma12]

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

[incandescent-creativity]

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

[popsicleofdeath]

I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

[writing-prompt-s]

A field surgeon in a fantasy world has performed life saving surgery on many an orc war band before, unwittingly becoming blood brothers with most of his patients. In his darkest days, his extended family comes to offer their hands.

[dycefic]

Hyrea the Healer was not a difficult goddess to serve.

Which was not to say that service was easy. Service to Hyrea took one into dangerous places, and dangerous work. A dedicate of Hyrea went into war, and plague, and famine. Risked death a thousand ways, over and over again. And yet it wasn’t difficult to serve her, if you were the right kind of person. For a person who looked at the sick or wounded or starving and longed to help, it was the easiest thing in the world.

Hyrea marked her devotees in a way impossible to disguise or to mistake. It was possible to replicate the blue tattoos, to an extent, though the ‘blindfold’ was hard to do, eyelids being difficult. The bands around the wrists were easier. But only Hyrea could make them glow with that faint, spectral light. No-one could look on that light, and not know exactly who they were looking at. There were stories about it – about the six healers who had walked onto a battlefield and stood between the two armies, and stopped the battle cold, for neither side had dared to lift a hand against the healers. About proud gods who drove out the humble Hyrean healers, so that only their own priests could heal, and cities emptied by disease spreading from the poorest quarters, where the proud priests would not go. About the warlord who, having struck his enemy down, saw a Hyrean healer kneel to help the man, and in fury struck the healer down as well – and died the next moment, with a dozen arrows in his back, fired by his own men. About villages struck by plague, who saw the blue lights approaching through mist, and opened their barricaded gates to hope. About terrible battles that lasted from dawn until dusk… and then nights full of pale blue lights, moving among the fallen, and a hundred or two hundred or five hundred men found living on the field the next morning.

Temples of Hyrea rose in odd places. In busy cities, in border towns, in little villages, with no apparent rhyme or reason. Only a certainty, in the part of some priest or priestess, that here there would be need of them. They were good at predicting need.

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[drchucktingle]

you know a books gonna be dang good when most of your edits are back and forths with the legal department. 'BURY YOUR GAYS' COMING THIS SUMMER

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[ace-of-dragons-art]

so I'm Canadian and I grew up ALWAYS taking my shoes off in the house. I watch a lot of American TV though and they almost never take their shoes off in the house, which for years I thought was just for convenience when filming, but I've learned that apparently some people actually do leave their shoes on???

anyway all this to say can you reblog this with where you're from and whether or not you take your shoes off in the house?

[sassy-un-classy-blog]

Writing is slamming out an epic battle in one afternoon and then getting stuck on how a character walks across the room for three weeks

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

has a celebrity's death ever affected you emotionally?

yes (tell me who in tags)

no

Voting ended onOct 7, 2023

My answer is yes for Heath Ledger. I was obsessed with him when he died and it broke my little pre-teen heart 💔

[drchucktingle]

by the way i have noticed a big influx of new fans first of all thank you second of all if you are anti trans get off my page