Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
...Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
I got Joey Tribbiani from Friends twice. I feel like a sandwich is about to get involved.
Wile E. Coyote is trying to kill me, Edward Cullen is trying to protect me.
I'm finding it VERY difficult to imagine but, despite being a SUPER GENIUS, Mr. Coyote hasn't managed to hurt anyone but himself in all of his murderous days, I think I'm good.
The Minions from Despicable Me are trying to kill me.
I don't think it matters much who is trying to protect me -- I can't imagine the Minions succeeding.
(My protector is Jayce from Arcane, if it matters.)


















