FREEDOM!

28 M, aspiring writer, cancer survivor, soft libertarian, likes to complain about pop culture, wannabe gun nut.  Personal blog, so mainly expect bad jokes, interesting facts, dad music, political hot takes, and the occasional fandom post.  Everyone deserves to be respected and acknowledged.  Except commies.

[clay4647931]

Look, I'm not saying you can't have your U.S. Marshals or an IRS, within reason. I just think we should have a conversation about Common Sense Fed Control. I mean, nobody needs half a dozen federal law enforcement agencies.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Cannoli is sushi.

[beardedmrbean]

burritos are calzone

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Nunya you damn fool. Burritos are sushi

[beardedmrbean]

They're closed on the ends so they're calzone. I suppose you could make them open on the ends, but it feels wrong to do that to me.

[clay4647931]

If the burrito is open at one end it's a quiche

[thememedaddy]

[gsirvitor]

[mens-rights-activia]

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

[ffcrazy15]

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

[beardedmrbean]

[dankxsinatra]

The question now is, how do we get guns into the hands of Venezuelans?

[dankxsinatra]

The question now is, how do we get guns into the hands of the brit*sh?

[anarchocuntboogaloo]

Have the Irish manufacturer them, and they'll just take them.

[dankxsinatra]

... huh, yeah kinda seems so

[clay4647931]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!

[beardedmrbean]

[stupittmoran]

Stevie Wonder driving my car 🚗

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Ads on porn sites

[clay4647931]

My old man telling me he turned off the electric fence

[slavicgerman]

[clay4647931]

*End of sentence approaches*

Kamala:

[sadomarxist]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

selfish bastards

[winterphile]

If they did it would block the Gulf Stream and Europe would freeze over.

[clay4647931]

selfish bastards

[beardedmrbean]

[madame-helen]

Nobody hurts his nakama

[rap--skullion]

"Come on Trump, find a way, I've entrusted everything to you, my pride, my promise, EVERYTHING. I WONT TOLERATE FAILURE. Trespass into the domain of the Founding Fathers and use that might to conquer Biden!"

[clay4647931]

[fictionalauthorityii]

[john-wick-ll]

BREAKING NEWS! ATTEMPED ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP AT RALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA HAS FAILED!

[hatesaltrat]

They’re really ramping it up now are t they?!!!

[gowrontheterrible]

wow......not good.

[hatesaltrat]

He’s definitely a fighter

[the-davest-of-uncles]

This was inevitable.

[clay4647931]

Here you go folks, you're gonna need this meme in the coming week.

[not-seth-twiright]

The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".

Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"

[boopsloop686]

[undeadhousewife]

[epilepticsaints]

[vomitdodger]