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I will be back later tonight as I make new icons for Dewey, Brick, and Colette (if anyone wants to use them for those two characters hmu because I will gladly give you those)
Like this for a starter and I will make one for you when I get back! I’m so happy that I’m gonna start roleplaying again!
You know I’m in too deep when I make aesthetics for it.
" Are you ready to begin? Are you ready to get on? You're about to start out on the journey of your life. "
❤
“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
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mangledgrin:
;PSA
mcxsteamy:
THIS MUN ENCOURAGES THE FOLLOWING;
you to send me all the memes you like; I may not always reply, and sometimes I will take a while to get to them but never be scared to send memes, even if there aren’t from a specific thing I’ve reblogged or we aren’t mutuals, memes are open to everyone.
you to ask me questions if you like both IC or OOC, me even if we AREN’T mutuals.
you to turn any of our memes into threads.
you to send me Drabble or prompt requests.
you to remind me if I’ve forgot about our thread, I won’t be mad. Sometimes I need a kick up the ass.
you to throw things at me even if we haven’t plotted it, throw starters, HCs you have for our muses, songs you want me to listen to, literally thrown anything you like at me okay.
you to never feel like you need to reply or justify why you haven’t replied to me. If you don’t feel a thread, that’s cool sometimes it happens. I won’t be offended.
you to come at me even if you’re not part of my fandom because I love cross overs. Some of my favourite threads are cross overs.
you to have a goddamn good time in this community.
{Raise your hand if you've ever felt like a shitty rp partner.}
Lemme Smash Starters
‘ this is a nice stick. ’ ‘ I like sticks. ’ ‘ lemme smash. please? ’ ‘ no, (name), go find (name2). ’ ‘ you want sum fuk? ’ ‘ no, (name), I don’t want sum fuk. ’ ‘ I got you blue. ’ ‘ hey girl. you want some tail ? ’ ‘ (name), your tail is small. ’ ‘ wot? ’ ‘ swiggity swooty? ’ ‘ you want yellow? ’ ‘ she doesn’t want yellow. ’ ‘ blue and yellow? no. ’ ‘ (name), I’m leaving. ’ ‘ no! wait! lemme smash! ’ ‘ what has my life come to ? ’ ‘ (name) thought my tail was big. ’ ‘ (name) used to let me smash. ’ ‘ but (name) is smashin (name2). (name2) is a hoe. ’ ‘ fuck this nest. fuck (name)! ’ ‘ I need you (name)! ’ ‘ (name) lemme smash! ’ ‘ I’ma get that bitch a stick. ’ ‘ bitches love sticks. ’ ‘ stick stick stick stick stick stick stick. ’ ‘ need stick? got stick. (name) I got stick. lemme smash. ’
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Things I have said to my cat - sentence starters
1. “Get off the table.”
2. “Stop biting me!”
3. “Stop eating the dog’s food. You have your own.”
4. “You are so weird.”
5. “You are not bringing that into the house.”
6. “That’s my chair. You couldn’t find somewhere else to sit?”
7. “You make a better door than a window.”
8. “You are so cute.”
9. “That wasn’t meant to be a toy, but okay.”
10. “I just fed you.”
11. “Get back here!”
12. “Why don’t you try sleeping at night, like the rest of us.”
13. “I’m trying to sleep.”
14. “You’re my baby. My big, beautiful baby.”
15. “Hey! That’s my water.”
16. “Yes, I know I’m weird. Stop looking at me like that.”
17. “Don’t try to play with the parrot. The parrot is not a friendly.”
18. “No, you can’t go outside.”
19. “Why must you knock things over?”
20. “What’s the matter? Why are you crying?”
21. “The woods are full of things that want to eat you, so please stay on the property.”
22. “Don’t give me that face. You know exactly what you did.”
23. “My paperwork is not the place for you to nap.”
24. “There you are! You goober, you scared me half to death!”
25. “Want to sit in my lap?”
shh i admire this blog and the way you write dewey is super-awesome and i just wanted to say you're an awesome rp'er ^v^
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Thank you so much!!!
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16 Villain Archetypes
The TYRANT: the bullying despot, he wants power at any price. He ruthlessly conquers all he surveys, crushing his enemies beneath his feet. People are but pawns to him, and he holds all the power pieces. Hesitate before getting in this man’s way – he’ll think nothing of destroying you. The BASTARD: the dispossessed son, he burns with resentment. He can’t have what he wants, so he lashes out to hurt those around him. His deeds are often for effect – he wants to provoke action in others. He proudly announces his rebellious dealings. Don’t be fooled by his boyish demeanor – he’s a bundle of hate. The DEVIL: the charming fiend, he gives people what he thinks they deserve. Charisma allows him to lure his victims to their own destruction. His ability to discover the moral weaknesses in others serves him well. Close your ears to his cajolery – he’ll tempt you to disaster. The TRAITOR: the double agent, he betrays those who trust him most. No one suspects the evil that lurks in his heart. Despite supportive smiles and sympathetic ears, he plots the destruction of his friends. Never turn your back on him — he means you harm. The OUTCAST: the lonely outsider, he wants desperately to belong. Tortured and unforgiving, he has been set off from others, and usually for good cause. He craves redemption, but is willing to gain it by sacrificing others. Waste no sympathy on him - he’ll have none for you. The EVIL GENIUS: the malevolent mastermind, he loves to show off his superior intelligence. Intellectual inferiors are contemptible to him and that includes just about everyone. Elaborate puzzles and experiments are his trademark. Don’t let him pull your strings – the game is always rigged in his favor. The SADIST: the savage predator, he enjoys cruelty for its own sake. Violence and psychological brutality are games to this man; and he plays those games with daring and skill. Run, don’t walk, away from this man – he’ll tear out your heart, and laugh while doing it. The TERRORIST: the dark knight, he serves a warped code of honor. Self-righteous, he believes in his own virtue, and judges all around him by a strict set of laws. The end will always justify his nefarious means, and no conventional morality will give him pause. Don’t try to appeal to his sense of justice – his does not resemble yours. The BITCH: the abusive autocrat, she lies, cheats, and steals her way to the top. Her climb to success has left many a heel mark on the backs of others. She doesn’t care about the peons around her – only the achievement of her dreams matters. Forget expecting a helping hand from her – she doesn’t help anyone but herself. The BLACK WIDOW: the beguiling siren, she lures victims into her web. She goes after anyone who has something she wants, and she wants a lot. But she does her best to make the victim want to be deceived. An expert at seduction of every variety, she uses her charms to get her way. Don’t be fooled by her claims of love – it’s all a lie. The BACKSTABBER: the two-faced friend, she delights in duping the unsuspecting. Her sympathetic smiles enable her to learn her victims’ secrets, which she then uses to feather her nest. Her seemingly helpful advice is just the thing to hinder. Put no faith in her – she’ll betray you every time. The LUNATIC: the unbalanced madwoman, she draws others into her crazy environment. The drum to which she marches misses many a beat, but to her, it is the rest of the world that is out of step. Don’t even try to understand her logic – she is unfathomable. The PARASITE: the poisonous vine, she collaborates for her own comfort. She goes along with any atrocity, so long as her own security is assured. She sees herself as a victim who had no choice, and blames others for her crimes. Expect no mercy from her – she won’t lift a finger to save anyone but herself. The SCHEMER: the lethal plotter, she devises the ruin of others. Like a cat with a mouse, she plays with lives. Elaborate plans, intricate schemes; nothing pleases her more than to trap the unwary. Watch out for her complex designs – she means you no good. The FANATIC: the uncompromising extremist, she does wrong in the name of good. She justifies hers action by her intent, and merely shrugs her shoulders at collateral damage. Anyone not an ally is an enemy, and therefore, fair game. Give up any hope of showing her the error of her ways – she firmly believes you are wrong, wrong, wrong. The MATRIARCH: the motherly oppressor, she smothers her loved ones. She knows what’s best and will do all in her power to controls the lives of those who surround her – all for their own good. A classic enabler, she sees no fault with her darlings, unless they don’t follow her dictates. Don’t be lured into her family nest – you’ll never get out alive.
