Quite Content Damsel

Hello children, it's murder time.

[papermariosuggestion]

Paper Mario: [Follows a straightforward narrative structure]

Speedrunners:

[imaginedsoldier]

People will spend hours watching "ending explained" videos and reading about how Ed, Edd, n Eddy is set in purgatory or some such barmy nonsense, but the moment you tell them a piece of media was motivated by racism or corporate interest in affecting public opinion or the Pentagon's funding suddenly you're reading too much into it.

[otherwindow]

my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this

[ixar-of-the-bargains]

Emperor’s New Groove was ahead of its time for a multitude of reasons lmao

[jackedspicer]

Chowder (2007)

[2danny2tumble]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

people hate the new username ... but remember they hated van gogh when he did whatever he did

[femcassidy]

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

[femcassidy]

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

[pyrlspite]

clowns don’t exist on cybertron

[butchflirt]

Then how does starscream exist

[pyrlspite]

he doesn’t anymore you just fucking killed him

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[averagefairy]

liking the office is not a personality trait but saying “liking the office is not a personality trait” is also not a personality trait

[bunniope]

what is a personality trait

[baroquefaolchu]

Eating sponges

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

free lil cuh

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

he out🙏🏽

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[korvusomnium]

Yeah, you know what that is? That’s a first class ticket on the Nope Train to Fuckthatville…

[sangreiti]

[shattteredvisage]

the real question we need to ask after seeing Us:

was the bed in that vacation home ridiculously tiny or is Winston Duke just that fucking massive???

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Adelaide and Jason in the ambulance like

[memesandlaughs]

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[the-wolfbats]

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is really the best one.