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Ash/Cryptid - 28 - They/Them

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[just-positivity-stuff]

[mypatchworkreflection]

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

[justanotherblonde23]

My boyfriend hates the taste of alcohol, so these are great ideas for me to make!

[lanahpyon]

[chalseud]

no more tears

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

[thetetrarchyofcassidy]

Any girls wanna get corrupted together and then have hot gay sex maybe?

[ygoheritageposts]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Heritage Post

[not-the-blue]

How can time be still, and still be running out?

Goncharov (1973) dir. Matteo JWHJ0715

[unclefather]

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[uncanny-tranny]

Fat trans people deserve high-quality care which isn't barred from them, regardless of size. Fat trans people don't deserve to be singled out because of their fatness, they shouldn't be forced to lose an unhealthy amount of weight in an unhealthy timespan because it is the only way they can access care. These are real people we're talking about. Real human beings with needs and wants and of whom deserve to live a good life.

Fat trans people deserve better.

[nicostiel]

Goncharov (1973)

[sugarbabywenkexing]

CYBILL SHEPHERD as KATYA in MARTIN SCORSESE'S GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Matteo JWHJ0715

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold

[dontgetmadgetmaddie]

I think you should know he was 23 when he finished this and the ass gets a lot of attention but the hand on Persepina’s side/tummy is also exquisite

[assignedfaggatbirth]

before i saw the caption I knew that HAD to be bernini.

I try not to make sweeping statements but I think there’s a case to be made for bernini as the greater sculptor there’s ever been.

here’s his bust of costanza bonarelli

here’s apollo and daphne from the front, where she’s mostly human

from the back, where she’s mostly tree

and details

[bogleech]

this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?

[uglygirlstatus]

:( it’s leaving the tumblosphere

[uglygirlstatus]

QUICK we have to convince the public that these news sites are just imagining Tumblr imagining a movie

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

[magimagali]

for a while i tried being as Not weird, gross and cringe as possible and i tell you i was deeply depressed the entire time. turns out you need to be embarrassing to enjoy life to the fullest

[ddengart]

Print commission of Cyno for his English VA, Alejandro Saab

[a-flickering-soul]

it's the way to ME that sofia is just so emblematic of everything in 2022 that a lesbian should never be. she is scheming. she is obsessive. she tries to lure katya away from her good christian het relationship into a world of sin. in the context of the 1973 film, she is a perfect example of the oversexualized clutching-at-pearls lesbophobia of the time. but rewatching it now in 2022, i cant help but sympathize with her. after surviving the orphanage fire, the streets, clawing her way up to find even a scrap of beauty, of love, of tenderness...wouldnt you be obsessed with it too? wouldnt you do anything to keep it with you? wouldnt you want to eat it too? anyways sofia apologist now and forever, i LOVE problematic lesbian rep <333