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YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Acquired Stardust

Love Begins

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they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
skillet issue
The feminine urge to write surfsahoy but flipped so madwise and elmike work together and madwise are both despairing because they think there crushes are dating while at surfer boys mike and el are coming up with the tenth plan of the day to try and ask them out
Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
And now since I officially have permission to use this photo
GET FUCKED
the types of paintings byler would hang in the walls of their guest room
next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?
next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business
this much is true! drawing instead of doing my math homework sigh
Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”
“What happens if you add 6+1?”
“SEVEN”
“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>
“IT’S THE SAME!!”
“OK, what’s 7-4?”
“Three?”
“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>
“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”
"nazism is on the rise! more people support facism, racism, homophobia, ableism" that's true, but aren't you missing something? "right i almost forgot political violence"
I like to imagine that sometimes Will turns the radio on in his and mike’s apartment in order to have some background noise and when a song they particularly like comes up, he turns the volume on, they both leave what they’re currently doing to dance to the song in their living room and this eventually becomes a byers-wheeler tradition.
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
For a moment I thought they were going to spend eternity together in the cosmic bookshop writing the whole universe back in existence in the blank books...
a while ago i saw a video of a chastity cage being used to separate an egg yolk from whites. another time, i saw a video of a hitachi wand being used against a metal bowl to sift the clumps out of flour. the question is what other culinary applications can we find for sex toys? today (gesturing toward adam and jamie with my gun), on mythbusters,
I was thinking, if Michael threw the Book of Life in the Eternal Flame, and everything that Crowley is able to save is the bookshop page, how are Crowley and Aziraphale still alive?
I mean, every angle whose page was tear off the book disappeared. So, why are them still out there? They are not even suffering. Before they dissapear almost every angle showed some difficulties (pain or otherwise). But not them, it is implied that their pages were not only ripped (wich is enaugh to make Uriel dissapear), but also burned. Si why are they perfectly fine?
I don't get it, it is show that takes great care of all the details, but something this big is "wrong". Is there something I'm not seeing or something?
Was talking with a friend about this last night. Additionally, if this book of life houses everything that ever was and will be, why is Satan not in the book of life and why was he not destroyed as well? It makes sense that Gidvs not in the book of life, but Satan was originally an angel and should have been in it as well?
Hi guys this is my super serious super emotional good omens 3 fanart okay bye
it starts, as it will end, with a garden🌳
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