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Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time
conversation 1: cheese borger
conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone
when you played portal 2 for the first time and you heard wheatley go “actually…. why do we have to leave right now?”
You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.
To level my charisma stat
Ah a gamer, you may pass
I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended
I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.
I had to read this so you have to as well
“Eight trigrams sixty-four palms”
i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You
Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..
A- ”
All y’all saying ed sheeran doesn’t have struggles like
Being that ugly can’t be easy
This is like… really mean?
Ed Sheeran does have struggles and he’s been through some rough shit.
You know he ran away from home at 14, right?
What really? Fuck I had no idea
Yeah.
And The Shire hasn’t been the same without him.
One of the best representations of geek culture ever on screen.
bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!
it:
I am genuinely losing my shit the unused puppet is bad enough but the actual baby was cgi I don’t understand why didn’t they get a real child what the fuck
me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*
me: oh my god
me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good
sometimes the dick is so good, you fear neither god nor HR
I’m the patients that need their meds and medical attention while these two fuck everywhere
I’m the receptionist at the counter that tries to convince my friend working at security to access the surveillance footage so i can watch these 2 fuck each other
Aka men on the bachelor have no taste
I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway
no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her
