isla :3

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

prie komunizmo padavėjai neklaus ar tau pepsis tinka. tu net nesužinosi kad ten pepsis vietoj kokakolos kol nepaimsi pirmo gurkšnio į burną. nebent išsitreniruosi kaip aš atskirti vien iš Gazo garso, tik taip galim nugalėti komunizmą ir aš galiu tave to išmokyt. imk mano ranką. ne taip tu gėjiškai paėmei. baik. sukikena. BAIK SAKAU

[0104m]

bern!

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

[shrimphearted]

indirect kozueposting (also known as mikiposting)

[himemeiya]

Be who your are for your priiiide

✨️🌈👭🌹[x]

[feldfrog]

Rudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[mimill3]

priestess at pharmacy

[fake-yttd-screenshots]

[cheddar-baby]

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

[himejoshi-doll]

[jumbledmesh]

[hakonohanayome]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking

[kushblazer666]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif