Love It Or Lick It, Snerb

Rowan. 24. Aries/ENTP (He/Him)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

unexpectedly sexy part of the Sinners credits. we LOVE a thoroughly sourced film.

[improbablecarny]

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

[improbablecarny]

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

[improbablecarny]

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

[kosmogrl]

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[pmamtraveller]

by Poshichi Rou

[animentality]

[monsterpotion]

just got back from my HRT appointment

[monsterpotion]

before you ask: yeah, i got a prescription for the jumper cables, too

[monsterpotion]

they're for electrolysis!

[greelin]

hey man i’m getting impaled later. if you want to join me

[greelin]

“on the sharp object?” are there any other types of objects brother

[sunb1eeder]

[sphynxxvii]

[epilepticsaints]

[boyenthusiast]

reminds me of this

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[fallingtowers]

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid

[lesserknownwaifus]

Garlic Girl

[retroactivebakeries]

#seeing op’s url killed me immediately

[limpurtikles]

Posts that invoke the feeling of being told to look down only to find out you’re standing over a newly painted X on the ground

[pointnclick]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

[plum-soup]

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

[pointnclick]

I killed the dasher

[natjennie]

we really fucking popped off with words for being up to no good. scam. fraud. swindle. nefarious. dastardly. ne'er-do-well. diabolical. scheme. rogue. knave. there are real classics.

[officialboredom]

Massachusetts = Weightachusetts/Gravityachusetts

[holleyweedsigns]