sasuke hate group

judah, they/them, 22

[shinidamachu]

One of the rawest things Avatar: The Last Airbender ever did was introducing Toph's lie detecting skills then making her heartbreakingly say "he's lying" after Jet reassures Katara that he'll be alright.

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

You're in the audience of a Wendy Williams show

Your picture appears on the big screen

Wendy says "Look at this person. Do you think they look nice?"

Scattered applause, yours is the loudest

After 30 seconds of awkward silence, Wendy says "This afternoon they were trampled to death in a studio audience."

The fire alarm goes off

[stay-the-knight]

[tamaharu]

the thing is, i think horror needs to have a little love. it needs to have an obsession. does the parasite in your body love you? it raises you from the dead, it sustains you. this is its body. this is your body. does the haunted house feel intruded upon? is it hungry? what is hatred but adoration?

[spacelazarwolf]

i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire

[kaijuno]

[deboracabral]

who would have imagined that one’s of my favourite mbmbam bits would come from an ad 

[burgermaxxer]

[hyrude]

i understand why undersexed husbands get super into home improvement. my lover’s had an opposite work schedule to mine for 4 days and it’s got me putting joint compactor in my walls with a spackling knife

[hyrude]

is no one going to reply “at least somebody’s getting their holes filled”? do i have to do everything myself? my god, am i the only person on this website? the only person alive? can you hear me? can you hear me? hello? i said im FILLING HOLES. IN MY WALL. WITH JOINT COMPACTOR. and i am NOT DOING A GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hopepunk-humanity]

I really don’t believe there’s any such thing as a failed hobby. I think it goes back to “no love, however brief, is wasted” and “joy is never pointless”. Even if your hobby wasn’t quote-unqoute “successful”, I bet you still had fun with it, at least a little bit. You probably still learned something from it, or at least learned some limits to your abilities. And I think that makes it worth it

[allgremlinyaps]

the real reason Batman wears a cape is bcus he knows that if he didn’t he’d be too distracting

[schuylerpeck]

the more I learn about the great molasses flood of 1919, the more I realize poetry can only go so far and some catastrophic sugar substitute events will just outdo you every time.

[schuylerpeck]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

there is something oddly satisfying about pairing meat with alcohol

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

these were two totally different responses to my post and yet they are both equally valid 

[animalcrossingmemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

“how’s that going for you?”

[noelle-ism]

It's so cool how the original playstation started out with this weird odd-looking and not great controller. But as soon as it grew boobs you could play with it was so revolutionary that to this day, 24 years later, it's not only an iconic, barely changed controller design, but boobs have become a defining universal feature for controllers

[noelle-ism]

so happy for you queen....

[strawberry-crocodile]

Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time

[strawberry-crocodile]

They say “It’s fair because the people who own capital earn all the rewards” and then you say “I dont think owning capital entitles you to all the profits” and then their brain short circuits

[strawberry-crocodile]

“He invested capital”

“Yes and then a thousand other people did work while he sat around and profited.”

“But… he invested capital….”

[strawberry-crocodile]

they literally CAN NOT FATHOM that I know how capitalism works and just oppose it on moral grounds

[191195-deactivated20240210]

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