Chatterbox.

You know you love me.

I’ll defend you! [Lowers head, horns forward. Scrapes pede along ground.]

[alacritysparked]

Primus, Cliff, don’t kill anyone!

…Do you know what a no-no square is?

[cliffjumpcr]

Um. 

No. But it sounds bad.

Also that anon is only still alive because I can’t find it.

[transformers-sillyposting]

To the owner of the white sedan, it just got up and walked away.

[decepti-geek]

#its a soccer mom transformer #they bring snacks to battle and cheer on their teammates 

[bonnyearl]

the maximus armour doesnt clean itself

[niknooks]

Bumblebee being carried is my favourite thing in g1

[wnq-writers]

Loving me isn’t easy, I have sharp edges, I have missing parts.

Donte Collins (via wiinterempress)

[best-of-memes]

[leadthefuckingway-deactivated20]

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

[sarielgrace]

dyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

[biomorphosis]

Meoww!

[mss-mahogany]

Reblog if your muse would risk their life to save a loved one

[cliffjumpcr]

Now that I’m back to work I just wanted to post a quick message clarifying that in my Cliffjumper’s main timeline, the biggest difference from canon, as well as from his other verse, is that nothing after Arcee’s departure from Cybertron to join Team Prime happened with Cliffjumper involved. This means he never developed a deep relationship with Arcee, he never went on the dangerous solo mission that got him captured by Starscream, and he never died. He arrives in that verse right around the time Smokescreen arrived, if not slightly sooner.

[cliffjumpcr]

I’m doing something of a system reboot on Cliffjumper. I’m redoing his intro into the TFP Universe, keeping close to how I had it before, but altering a few slight things. I’ve also updated his verses page, so give that a peek when you get the chance.

[cliffjumpcr]

@radioactivibee

He’d gotten Arcee through the bridge, so that was one part of the mission that had succeeded, at least. Possibly the only part, however, because he’d stuck around too long giving her an escape route, and had gotten himself caught in the blast as the Space Bridge blew.

The next thing he knew, he was flying through the air, tumbling over and over as he was propelled through time and space. He saw a blur of yellow as his pede hit something metal, before getting his horns lodged tight in the nearby rock cliff. Ignoring the yellow metallic blur he’d seen for the time being, he began attempting to pull himself free. “Fraggit. Stuck.”

[talesofdrunkennessandcruelty]

Had a bad day? Spare a thought for the contract workers at the Minnesota National Guard who accidentally set off the fire suppression system in the hangar and foamed 10 aircraft.

[demented-ramblings-deactivated2]

Seeker bubble bath?

[iwriterpstarters]

Hurt/Angst/Verbal Abuse

 “Who do you think you are?! You’re not important at all, contrary to what you believe.”

“Have you ever seen your reflection? You look like a monkey!”

“Yeah, I blamed it on you. So what?”

“Ugh you rubbed off on me- I’m blabbering like you now!”

“Look, no one cares okay? Keep it to yourself”

“Don’t make a big deal out of it! It was nothing!”

“What makes you think he/she is interested in you? Who would be?”

“God you’re just like that illiterate family you hail from.”

“You ungrateful little shit!”

“I don’t give a shit about your feelings”

“Oh shut it! You’re not depressed!”

“Look at me when I’m talking to you!”

“Are you fucking deaf?! Answer my question!”

“Yeah yeah, I know how much you care about me- probably wishing me dead all the time.”

“You’re fucking worthless! What did I even expect?!”

“Why are you standing there looking like a pig?! Get your ass moving and do what I said!”

“Hahah you’re such a freak, no wonder nobody likes you”

“You’re scared?! This isn’t angry! You will KNOW when I’m ANGRY!”

“Keep your stupid beliefs to yourself.”

“It’s all your fucking fault!”

“Can’t you do anything right?!”

“You fuckin whore, how dare you do that?!”

“You disgust me. I could have had someone so much better.”

“What career?! You have no career!”

“It’s always something with you.”

“Why are you even alive again?”

[the-undelicate-butterfly-deacti]

this blog does NOT tolerate the following:

racism

pedophilia

homophobia

heterophobia

transphobia

cisphobia

intolerance of people with autism

intolerance of people with mental disorders

intolerance of people with physical disorders

intolerance of religious beliefs, whatever they may be

HATRED OF ANY KIND TOWARDS PEOPLE FOR SOMETHING THEY CANNOT CONTROL

[wnq-writers]

I’d risk the world for you, but I wouldn’t risk you for the world.

silver-nor-red (via ourlostqueenrps)

[vstrider]

pull yourself together assistant!

[up-ta-no-good]

“Made you look.”