Morgan Android ™

Citizen Bitch and Flesh Thunder

[leoholzer]

Buddy! I’m so glad to see you!

[leoholzer]

#cameraman is doing god’s work

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[haremshame-deactivated20180913]

@stellarsybil and I every day of our lives

[djl4117]

This is fucking hilarious

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

[lobstersonskateboards]

It was definitely necessary

[sovietsofficial]

Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

[feazelblahg]

So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

[citadel-souvenirs]

Isn’t she like 50

[katswenski]

[robo-fox]

How are you at a level of comfortability with your friends where they will pose nude for you? Nudity isn't inherently sexual of course but are they ever reserved about it?

Everyone I photograph is a friend and often a lover. I think fear of being naked in front of others speaks volumes about relationships and trust. My friends and I trust each other so being naked isn’t really a thing because we all accept each other just as we are. I don’t have some huge cock and that’s fine, my friends don’t make me feel anything but accepted and loved so I feel safe. Opening up to people is about feeling safe, and I try to make all of those close to me feel safety when they are with me. If someone isn’t into a photo being taken I can read that almost instantly and I would never ever take photos that didn’t celebrate the person in it in some way. I can’t stress enough how important RESPECT is… when people feel uncomfortable it reads in the photos. Don’t use people… love them.

[blueceremonials]

HBHBHB + elements

[hypersexualsportswear]

[ithelpstodream]

[thaxted]

When your racism conflicts with your misogyny.

[alizabethnova-blog]

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

[julian2006]

do men like…..realize that working out and growing a beard isnt a substitute for a personality

[yamcha]

do women realize that….

[onlytwitterpics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[cliquecliquebangbang]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[boy-so-pale]

[excima]

Oh my fucking god

[puthy]

ME

[surprisebitch]

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[makilikesflowers]

An angel

[mielparaoshun]

Wtf bats swim

[zooophagous]

Omfg

[paddysnuffles]

Here’s another little-known bat fact:

Orphaned baby bats are often swaddled tightly like teeny burritos to mimic being cuddled by mom and help ease separation anxiety.

They also seem to find pacifiers soothing.

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted on this before, but there’s always someone who hasn’t heard about this before. Plus, I’ll happily take any excuse I can to post cute baby animal pics (especially when they’re wrapped like tiny furry burritos) :)

[finkspiration]

wow bats are very good

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

I love baby bats.