butt soup

official blog of butts carlton 😎

[puppybong]

so nice you see him twice

[flipchild]

Wow... Bad ass...

[flipchild]

Seriously badass and awesome 💗

[mothly]

i want to play but my mind has been destroyed

[valtsv]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

[valtsv]

[fionaappletini]

they don’t tell you this but it takes both an iron will and an indomitable spirit to bounce on it

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[2242706]

pretend is literally real

[minhamemoriasuja]

Clive Owen & Nikolaj Coster Waldau in BENT {1997} by @zanephillips

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

"They should make an Abed letterboxd account to promote the movie" I agree, but also they should make Troy's Clive Owen tumblr account for the movie

[cliveowensbabyboy]

they really should

[cliveowensbabyboy]

thoughts on omegaverse/mpreg?

me and abed would have the cutest babies and they’d be really fast and awesome. we could raise an army of superbabies who shoot lasers from their eyes and communicate telepathically and we could train them in zero-gravity martial arts!!! actually giving birth would be scary though cause of the amount of poop involved, there’s WAY more than you think. so i’d probably have a c-section

[askingtroybarnes]

Batman save me

[t-bone-barnes]

need backshots fromm batman

[t-bone-barnes]

alpha reveal

[cliveowensbabyboy]

does abed have tumblr in your timeline?

yeah he’s @abedofficial :D

[moon0fairy]

It‘s kinda insane how much I love Abed

[the-smart-name]

[neil-perrys-glasses]

okay, since a lot of ppl in the community gimmick blog scene have been talking about a masterlist being made of all the current ask blogs, i thought i might as well start one! i’m listening every single one i know of, and if anyone knows of any others PLEASE let me know and i’ll add them!!

so, without further ado:

All Current Community Gimmick Blogs

@ask-jeff-winger

@ask-britta-perry @britta-un-filtered

@ask-abed-nadir @abedofficial @inspectorabed @autistic-inspector-spacetime (abed blogs are very popular, there’s a whole other timelines thing going on, very silly and fun)

@ask-troy-barnes @constabletroy @cliveowensbabyboy

@ask-annie-edison (me !!)

@ask-shirley-bennett

@magnitudesays

@ask-frankie-dart

@changnesiac-vent-dweller

@leonardlikesthissite

@ask-annies-boobs

@ask-vanessa-wright (oc blog)

@ask-wilbur-whitton (oc blog)

@greendale-announcements (basically the dean)

@ask-annie-kim

aaaand thats all i know as of right now! any character not on this list very likely does not have a blog yet, but to anyone in the fandom considering making one it is so much fun and nobody will mind if you make one, trust me <3 that’s all, please spread this around so people can actually keep track of them all dkdjkddjss

(btw: if you want to know who runs each blog, most of them say so in their bios, but if it’s not there or in a pinned post than they probably haven’t said. thats why i didn’t include the blog runners here — if you can’t find it by just clicking on the ask blog then its most likely not mentioned lol)

[holythefirm]

and i WONT be attending book club next week so you can just FORGET it. wrinkle in time is SCARING ME and you guys just aren’t that sweet to me lately