The Tort Report

Litterally just pictures of my tortoise, Clive.

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He's packing his little suitcase and leaving!

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Local groggy man wants to know why it's cold when he is SURE it should be spring by now.

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Carrot Tash.

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Turtcore

You’ve heard of witchcore, you’ve heard of goblincore, now get ready for turtcore! With such exciting features as

-Dig hole and sleep

-Log is home

-Cronch the green noms

-Climb

-Sleep in the warm place

-Sleep in the cool place

-Soak

-If scared hide in impenetrable fortress or NOM

-Climb on food

-Dirt is fashion. So is noms. So is hidey place.

-Turtpocalypse

-Claws

-Wiggles

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A delicious snack.

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A good tortoise. A friend.

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A small snack.

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An excellent tort. A hungry boi.

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He chomp so fast you can not see!

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Clive suggests: no.

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There's a troll under the bridge! And it has a taste for salad!

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Salad carnage.

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Eat a good breakfast! Very important. So you can stomp all day!

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Sunday treat for my favourite shell boi. Also we need to go shopping for him.

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The weather he knows we've been holding out on him! Finally!

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Clive has the right idea.

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All the noms! Mine! You can’t have any!