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I'm Clive, 30, cis, he/him, gay as fuck. Embarrassing lacrosse simp. Switch Friend Code: SW-1218-6273-4812

[clivvy]

damn I look good at a podium

[orpheuslament]

we need to come up with a better term for bootlicking because i personally think licking someone's boots is a beautifully erotic & romantic gesture

[clivvy]

The extremely handsome, hairy otter comes to deliver hiking sticks to us every so often, right? I always help him unload his car, and every time he says to me "I could use you in the woods!" And every single time I resist the urge to ask why he doesn't just use me right then and there.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[filmphotofranz]

[clivvy]

putting my faith in a man just to be let down once again. and then I fall into the bottomless pit

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Joel Dommett sits at a wooden table in a Tudor kitchen, with a metal cloche and an envelope in front of him. From off-screen, Alex Horne says, "Right, you can open the task but not the cloche." Joel says, "Not the cloche? I wouldn't dare. I'm cloche-trophobic." He beams as he opens the envelope. End ID.]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

10h edit: GUYS THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO IT'S BY VAVR

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Joel Dommett says, "I've brought in a USB stick with my favourite Christmas song ever on it, and it's by Sting..." Greg Davies says, "Whoa." Joel says, "...and Shaggy. I thought I could sing it for you." He passes a piece of paper to Joanna Page, who's sitting beside him, and says, "Joanna, if I could get you to do Sting's parts." Joanna replies, "Ah, typecast again." End ID.]

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Joel Dommett stands with a furtive, worried expression, then says hesitantly, "Wank." He looks around with a big nervous smile. End ID.]

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[displeasedwolf]

chest and tummy hair on a man so thick it curls

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[autistickaitovocaloid]

Oh my god the first bit in each of the magirangers' names reads out "mahoutsukai" when read in age-descending order. How did I only realise/find that out just now.

[narashikari]

Also, they are of the Ozu family, so they are

"Mahotsukai no Ozu"

Aka "The Wizard of Oz"

[autistickaitovocaloid]

[depsidase]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)