we're eatin good tonight, ma

im emily and i hate minions

[habboheroes]

[dylans-obrien]

dylan o’brien + dragging trump ✿❀✿❀

[chris-evans]

Please remember to VOTE tomorrow! 

You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states:

Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Hawaii, Indiana, Illinois, Idaho, Maryland, Maine, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming, and Washington, D.C.!

Vote like this country depends on it, because it does!

source: @votesaveamerica

[hyvetyrant]

You can also, according to the Sec of State website, register to vote at the polls in Minnesota. If you haven’t registered yet in MN, go to your polling place and register AND VOTE.

[godtierhoroscopes]

This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

[dhaaruni]

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

[ghosttumbl]

[simptasia]

if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

Robert Sheehan introducing himself as anything but himself

((requested by anon))

[howelljenkins]

logan lerman’s appeal is that no one realized his potential. we thought clean shaven short haired logan was his peak, and he was ok! a decent looking nice white guy! but the long grey streaked wavy hair. the scruffy beard that should be pitiful but enhances his looks. the laid back vibe. completely out of left field and we’re all reeling

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[xeppeli]

go hell you

mothor fuck of a shit

[prehistorymaker]

How does this have 12,000 notes?!

[xeppeli]

ya ya ya bullsh fucking lie

[delphiniiidae]

gun

[xeppeli]

gunass

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

[pseudophan]

i feel like we as a society don't talk enough about the november 2006 album charts

[sassychespins]

The gays were in middle school goin thru it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

[honestmerchantsailor]

Would be a further shame if people started covering cameras (as seen in Hong Kong, with protestors using poles and rakes to lift cardboard boxes over security cameras), blinding drone optics with laser pointers, and flooding police-run reporting apps with junk data.

It would be a shame if the protesters noted that plainclothes cops can be identified a number of ways, such as wearing steel-toed boots; an armband or wristband of a particular color; driving white, black, or dark blue cars with concealed lights; or having the outline of cuffs visible in the back pocket or the bumps of an armor vest’s shoulder straps under their shirt.

It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fired over the heads of the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, hardback books, and ceramic tiles.

It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top) upside-down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain tear gas by placing them over the canisters.

It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving and what routes they intend to take. It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise.

All this would be a terrible, terrible shame.

[snakiee]

Hey it be even more of a shame to not use plywood

But Rubbermaid instead. Shame shame definitely DONT do that

[distant-sound-of-binicorn-howls]

It would be a shame if someone had to reblog this. Such a shame

[aviofavalon]

Also hey DO NOT throw balloons w paint

[itmightrain]

시발비용 = Fuck-it Expense

[itmightrain]

Someone wrote an article about this!

[whiskeyandlead]

Same bro

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

while we here my favorite mugs

[guerrillatech]