Clo: todo lo que esconde...o no.

Pensamientos. Te interesen o no: mi desahogo.

[nicolchaves-deactivated20190912]

Ileana

[ultrafacts]

Entire Compilation of Ultrafacts’ Google facts.

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[jatabi]

Me: mom, dad I’m applying for a job at google Them: *stare at me in desbelief* is it to finally prove that you’re a mature, dignified young woman? Me: Me: Me: they have an indoor slide r u shitting me right now

[punkrockhound]

THEY ALSO HAVE A BALL PIT DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME A /BALL PIT/.

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

[ultrafacts]

[ink-always]

[apocketsizedperson]

This NEEDS more reblogs

[clo8dreau]

I just love Santa more now.

[harrystylesus]

is there a term for cockblock when two ppl with vaginas are involved??

[fenixed]

clitoris prohibitus

[divergentgrace]

Sounds like a fucking spell from harry potter

[did-you-know]

Every planet in the solar system can fit between the Earth and the Moon, but the Sun can’t. Even 1/3 of the Sun would be too big to fit. Source

[robotticellis]

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist s**t and instead laugh at ‘egg’

[sizvideos]

[mistersailor-deactivated2016012]

Hell yeah dude

[thebr3akfasttclub]

I’m not crying there’s just a tree branch in my eye.

[clo8dreau]

Oh look, a boulder's in my eye. Not crying, nothing to worry about.

[clo8dreau]

sleep schedule: fucked

eating schedule: fucked

me: not getting fucked

[psychofactz]

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

[shaquilleofeel-deactivated20160]

[pia-pium]

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

[triple-six-kicks]

[chanel-smokes]

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

[insanatic-deactivated20150509]

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

[4gifs]

[amantedelacomida53-aol]

:’)

[stilldontknowmyname]

[akinators-boyfriend-deactivated]

nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

[pardonmewhileipanic]

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there

[clo8dreau]

A problem is not Unicolor, If you know my color...

[ifiholdontothememories]