It doesn't get better than me.

@clocksworker

Hello peeps, welcome. It's great to see that you stopped by. Take your shoes off and make your self at home. I'll literally answer any questions, and I have nothing to hide so say hello it probably brighten my day. P.S you're the best, right after me of course. #Blacklivesmatter

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squishyblob

Monomi Plushie instructions from Cosmode 49, 2013. Download the pattern and high-res instruction scans here. If the link breaks, or the pattern isn’t clear, I’ll re-upload it at a higher dpi.

Materials as far as I can tell are:

120cm x 130cm white fleece

93cm x 58cm baby pink fleece

20cm x 18cm peach felt for the ribbon

7cm x 7cm black felt for mouth

400~500g Polyester filling

2cm red button, 2cm black button for eyes

6 x 1.3cm black buttons

pink, black and red thread

wire

pink pastels/pen for cheeks

Happy plush-making!

walterwhite58

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

johngreen58

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

peggyhill58

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

charlesoberonn

a-titty-ninja

"Cheating's bad, okay?"

wickedwonderlandd

classycookiexo

capricorn-born

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

weaselle

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

oneheadtoanother

cadaverkeys

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.