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mary • 30s • 18+ MDNI

[lithub]

PBS Viewers Like You bumpers (1989-1999)

[evenwing]

"no, he would not be soft to you, he would actually kill you-" dooooon't care, make that man sobbing pathetically on his knees as he begs for you to stay.

[clockworkzeppelin]

[winter-wise]

Some of the 2010s-era Loki stans were annoying but some of them were very justified. They put Tom Hiddleston in handcuffs and a muzzle. Then they put him in chains and a collar. Then they had him look waifishly sad in a prison cell. Then they put him in handcuffs again. Then they chained him up again. Where else were teenage girls going to see that.

[luvcentral]

Homelander would be so bad about personal space omg.. he’s always touching you, always needs to be right where you are. He’s absolutely a level twelve clinger. This is cute when it’s just following you around like a puppy and sharing showers to “conserve water”, but once it escalates to walking in on you in the bathroom because he’s too impatient to wait to finish your conversation, you think maybe you should have trained him out of this sooner.

It’d be different flavors of clinging, too. Stealing food off your plate, drinking out of your glass—he’d go wild for an indirect kiss. Like I said in a previous post, your diary is never safe if you keep one, and you’re definitely gonna catch him smelling your clothes at least once. God help you if you find his panty stash.

Trying to reprimand any of this behavior would not go over well. “What, it’s a crime that I love you? I don’t mind when you’re clingy.”

[dailycatsblog]

[digita1h3av3n]

[my-dailydreams]

[myhorrorwatches]

Halloween

2007 • Rob Zombie

⭐⭐ - I don't know what state of mind I was in when I gave this 3 stars after watching it the first time cause this is a dogshit entry to the Halloween franchise. All it does is rely on violence against women to get the message across that he's evil. Had some perfect opportunities to do something interesting and finally give Michael myers some humanity but just ended up sticking to the classic he's pure evil take.

[001x456]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[junglejim4322]

Really bad habit I have to get rid of is feeling like I shouldn’t open a message until im going to reply but not opening it results in me having hundreds of message notifications and forgetting I got messaged for 6 months and then when I finally do open it i see something like “my entire house burned down and they poisoned all my horses and they’re trying me for witchcraft and I need your testimony by 7 pm tonight to save me” and I’m like uh oh

[sleepyqngel]

typa pics i’ll show to my nose surgeon as a reference

[buckygasm]

His crazy ass was soooo pretty

[bagascia-blog]

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[ryebreadgf]

i love ibuprofen but i dream of the days of the opium soaked tampon

[notpedropascal]

BEYONCÉ Cowboy Carter and the Rodeo Chitlin’ Circuit Tour, London June 12, 2025

[theteapotofdoom]

Bill Hader is so funny. He is the most anxious man alive and for eight years his job was to do skits live on television with some of the most famous people in the world. As a result, he has a dozen stories where he passes out from a panic attack and when he wakes up, Paul McCartney is gently holding his hand, Jeff Bridges is massaging his shoulders, and Dwayne Johnson brings him some tea.

He lived like this for eight years. He lived the true y/n wattpad life.