Big Bootied Hoes

Just kidding, I'm an awkward white girl that likes cats.

[clocloagogo]

Wow. I’m not sure if tumblr is even still a thing since they got rid of porn but I can’t stand Facebook anymore and I tweet WAY too much so I guess maybe I’ll start posting on here again just to get my thoughts out of my head without being berated by people I met a few times and said “we should be fb friends” aka the biggest mistake you can make. So here I am. The first time since probably 2013 with no followers and just a lot of pent up aggression. Here’s to idiots on the internet 💞

Chloe

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[gay-4-space]

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[leatherleaves]

The epitome of that post that’s like “love when a posts presents information and immediately gets refuted in the next reblog, net zero information <3”

[virgoprivilege]

gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

[beggars-opera]

DO IT

[mevie]

Please don’t.

[loverboysfate]

the afffirmations instagram is driving me fucking insane so here are some faves

[thepaisleyelf]

everyone having a very normal time over at Queen City Deli

[foreveriallyzombified]

[memewhore]

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[chocolatemilk4029]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[kant-deactivated20190908]

so… you come here often? 

[gay-irl]

[fullmetalfisting]

Quick question: why are you all like this? What is wrong. With like. All of you

[anhedoniczoruko]

[yehudah]

we are the daughters of the bajas you couldnt blast...

[hotvampireadjacent]

the streamer i’m watching mentioned gumby and this guy kept reposting this in chat

[kalyug]

[cursedcatimages]

that wasn’t very punk rock of you

[ephemera-phile-deactivated20210]

Postcard, mid 1970s

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[frogmp3]

her mind… unparalleled

[cundtcake]

she’s doing god’s work