With Crabs and Squids

For your periodic dose of Splatoon content and more.

[kotilae]

Carefully planned deception tactics

[bakwaaas]

i love.... calm men. like some men just have this really soothing, gentle, calm aura. as a girl who is highly strung and often suffers from anxiety and paranoia, I love a man who’s good at comforting you, who’s relaxed vibe rubs off on you, talking to him eases your anxiety and you just feel calm and safe

[peoplegettingreallymadatcomix]

[memesandlaughs]

[clodcast]

In Italy (and i don't know where else) in most supermarket the carts are locked to eachother, and to unlock one you have to put in a coin. If you want the coin back, return the cart and relock it.

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[therivalll]

This entire thread start to finish is fucking insane omfg

[birf]

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

why did I have to turn on the sound

[clodcast]

The heck is this, Pikmin singing?

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

THIS is your god

and you WILL worship him

[lethecreator]

[spiralcris]

WOOMY & GAMMA

[rassicas]

WHEN THE SMOKE RISES INKOPOLIS WILL FALL.

Here’s my biggest piece for the zine I hosted, Ink Flicks! It’s a modern Salmonid apocalypse movie called Seven Omens! 

more info: It is a movie based on a prophecy from the Book of Madai (Sunken Scroll 17). Its release fueled anti-Salmonid sentiments among the general public, and stirred up controversy among advocates for Salmonid rights. The movie was heavily sponsored by Grizzco, and just as they expected, Salmon Run recruitment rates rose because of it.

Here is where to find this art on twitter, and for more wonderful Splatoon movie posters be sure to check out the rest of the zine here!

[shadegdi]

So Alm and gatekeeper have the same english voice actor

[essence-of-armbarring]

my favorite reaction images are the ones where it’s two pictures of one character and in one they’re just looking awkwardly to the right/left while keeping the same expression

[essence-of-armbarring]

these are my only moods

[bisexualcommando]

lest we forget

[kingboa]

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

Same

[beephomets]

[king-crimson]

[gummycore]

[schizm-deactivated]

[pcktknife]

[jinmaeda]

[lifeofcynch]

[clodcast]

[3drod]

The fate of ink-kind rests in your hands! Will the world belong to Team Chaos or Team Order? It all ends here in the Final Splatfest!

[squiggl3]

After 43 attempts!!!!!

[squiggl3]

Go crazy!

[dinnerkingdedede]

Allow me to explain in detail what could make Salmon Run awesome:

Overtime shifts.

They could add a 4th wave onto the normal 3 waves of enemies for a few Salmon Run periods per month.

This added bonus wave wouldn’t be just another normal wave. This wave would be a big, glorious boss fight. No quotas here! Just you, your crew, some ads, and a big bad pulled from a pool of several all-new ones.

Pay grade penalties will be the same for the first 3 waves: -20 if you lose wave 1 -10 or -5 if you lose wave 2 Retain pay grade if you lose wave 3

If you lose the bonus wave, you’d only get a pay raise of 10 points. But if your crew slays the beast, your pay grade will see a 30 point increase!

If you can think of anything you would change or add on to this idea let me know!

[clodcast]

I MADE BOSSES PURPOSELY FOR THIS SHIT I NEEEEEEED IT!!

[oranguin]

31, 36, 89🦀

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?a t-shirt and shorts, just your usual goddamn day

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?honestly? i don’t really remembermaybe the troll face

89. who would you put before everyone else?i got two of ‘em@clodcast and @jackthebardthey keep my head on my shoulders

bother me

[clodcast]

<3

[oranguin]

two pieces i did for an easter charity collaboration event on dA, here