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I'm Clont Barfon, the guy they replaced Clint with

[one-time-i-dreamt]

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Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

[awsomelink]

Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and it’s 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.

[socialistexan]

Lightworks is a freeware video editor on par with Premiere

Blender is an excellent freeware 3D renderer,possibly better than After Effects

Lightzone to replace Lightroom

Inkscape to replace Illustratr

Audacity to replace Audition (I also received a free version of Pro Tools with my Scarlett Solo audio interface)

If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck ‘em. Don’t use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.

[sarcastictonystark]

He made it. I got really lucky but for every person like me there was someone who lost everyone. Still keeps me up sometimes even after all this.

[clontbarfon]

But he didn't know Morgan's favorite food, or her very well for that matter. If he survived the snap then would he know her better? I feel like Uncle Happy would have seen her nearly every weekend

[clontbarfon]

@tooiconic this is the stray kitten I got after o broke a key in a lock at work. Didn't think of showing you her until now

[tooiconic]

I’m a nonbinary she/her lesbian who is only attracted to he/him lesbians

Oh god

[clontbarfon]

That's not how it works!

[tooiconic]

never enter a gay bar with your het ass

I’m bi lol

[clontbarfon]

That means you can only enter with one ass cheek lol

[sarcastictonystark]

[clontbarfon]

"Toxic"

Don't think you know what that word means, buddy

[jazon-todd]

chris e*ans: support the troops!! the military is always right!!! <3 G-d Bless Our Troops for protecting our freedom when no one has tried to touch that “freedom” since 1812!!! :) the military can Do No Wrong!!! I love the military go U S of A!!!

y’all: 

gal gadot: I wish safety to my friends in the military, and I hope we can one day all live peacefully and have no need for militaries in the future

y’all: HOW DARE SHE SUPPORT ZIONISM AND GENOCIDE HOW CAN YOU STAN SOMEONE WHO KILLS BABIES ON THE BATTLEFIELD WITH HER OWN BARE HANDS

[clontbarfon]

It's because one of these actors is an American.... war isn't good except when America fights!

[omegaverse]

ALSO white ppl here need to STOP reblogging posts about rice. yall cant talk about how much u love rice when u know damn well your parents make u unseasoned and undercooked rice from the box……. just stop it. i cant stop crying.

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

me asian.

rice not so good.

[clontbarfon]

I like rice because it's easy on my stomach...

[americachavez]

tony has been building up his parental energies for the last 2.5 avengers films and i know we all think he’s the dad now but. BUT. steve is the actual dad of the avengers because he’s emotionally reserved, holds everyone to an impossible double standard and he abandoned his family the MINUTE his high school ex showed up

tony isn’t the dad tony is a single mom just trying his best thanks for coming to my ted talk

[clontbarfon]

Someone had a pretty crappy dad...

Tho that's what my mom has done, so I guess? My parents are just flipped or something.

[tooiconic]

Yeah it IS up for debate you nasty fatphobic bitch. Just because someone is skinny doesn't mean they're healthy, they could have a shitload of health problems but you can't see it because they're skinny wooo. You're a dumb fucking bitch and I wish I could slap you.

You sound like a really offended, easily insecure obese girl. Sorry facts hurt you. (I said naturally skinny women are healthier than clinically obese ones in a direct weight related health risk sense, for those who need context.)

[clontbarfon]

Hi, fat girl here. Being obese often means more health problems than being "skinny" (aka, average). There's a reason that the human body isn't normally 600 pounds. And bri is body positive. She's pointing out facts.

[tooiconic]

There's a fundamental difference between how lesbians experience and relate to gender and how other women do. You don't understand because you're not a lesbian😁

I don’t have to be a lesbian to understand that he and him are male gender pronouns.

[clontbarfon]

Anon, I dont think you understand lesbians and gender.

[teamlronman]

So anyways I had a dream that I got everything I ever wanted and the things were that Tony Stark adopted me, then we adopted two bunnies, we went to Disney World, I got accepted into college, and Chris Evans told me he loved me so can someone pls tell me what this means about who I am as a person

[clontbarfon]

I had a dream last night that he was my dentist and he did a pretty good job

[teamlronman]

Tony Stark or Chris Evans? Bc Chris Evans’s dad is a dentist, he was my aunt’s dentist before she moved, so that would make sense lol

[clontbarfon]

Tony

[tooiconic]

Ur mom gay

NO U

[clontbarfon]

Tru love

[taken-away-by-a-moonlight-shado]

//Lazy Fallen (House of Kings) Also. Go home Dreg, you’re drunk.

[clontbarfon]

I... I think he might be dead... uh

[teamlronman]

So anyways I had a dream that I got everything I ever wanted and the things were that Tony Stark adopted me, then we adopted two bunnies, we went to Disney World, I got accepted into college, and Chris Evans told me he loved me so can someone pls tell me what this means about who I am as a person

[clontbarfon]

I had a dream last night that he was my dentist and he did a pretty good job

[chroniclearia]

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

[cannedviennasnausage]

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[thatismighty]

I painted a copy of Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring for a class in college, and when I displayed it for review the professor was like, “Are you making a statement about materialism by not painting her wearing the actual earring?”

And that, kids, was the first time I ever cursed in front of a teacher.

The painting is called The Girl with the Pearl Earring, and I forgot. To paint. The damned. EARRING.

[clontbarfon]

As an artist i can confirm

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Good people aren’t wealthy.

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Let me make this clear here. It’s actually impossible to hoard millions in personal fortune and also live an ethical life.

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Some people are taking this as a personal attack against their families, who make something in the six figure range. This post is not about you. In full scale, families like that are not what I’d consider to be “wealthy”.

I’m talking about the multi-millionaire/billionaire CEOs, politicians, and media moguls. This isn’t about your uncle who’s a surgeon and saves people’s lives. Please don’t misinterpret that. They’re not nearly on the same scale of “wealthy”.

But if your uncle is the head of a multinational corporation that utilizes cheap overseas labour and exploits third world countries, fuck that guy actually.

[clontbarfon]

What about Markiplier? He’s a good guy

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Too bad the LA Gangs annihilated him

[clontbarfon]

Oh, yeah, forgot about that. Those darned LA Gangs!