The Clontz Chronicles

Eric. 24. Grad Student. Been Gettin' Jiggy Wit It Since 1993

[michellepsychologist]

🌸

[fuckyeahstills-blog]

[make--it--gayer]

I’m actively screaming at my phone

[nightinngales]

bruh…

[prime89]

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

[freshest-tittymilk]

SHUT UP.

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

13 years

[advanced-procrastination]

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

[eduardolion]

[death-by-lulz]

stop everything and just look at this

[centuriespast]

South Quay, Great Yarmouth, Looking North

Guy Palmer (active 1900–1901)

Great Yarmouth Museums

[fymodernfamily]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

[pocblog]

[your-instructions-from-moscow]

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

[everystarstorm]

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[maybeacanadian]

my parents are super religious and I just bought the meme bible to mess with them during Christmas

[maybeacanadian]

OMG IT CAME TODAY AND IM SCREAMING

[floorwildcat]

This is real. Wtf is this real?!

[scruffynerdhurder-deactivated20]

Colour in John Cena 😂😂

[maybeacanadian]

For everyone in the comments asking, you can get it HERE… 🎅🎄

[deejay]

it feels like somebody…

WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!

[maybeacanadian]

I TOLD YOU HE WAS ONTO US

[justanoutlawfic]

This saga has gotten better.

[beyonceperformances]

[heckifiknowcomics]

Hey guys! If you’re able, consider supporting me on Patreon!

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[riverofmemoriesft]

Born in 1999 and remember all of this. Particularly the dangerous scooters.

[babysza]

My childhood

[swaywithb]

Damn it I’m old. Wtf do kids use now?

[ruinedchildhood]

Jiminy Cricket kinkshaming various Disney characters on the House of Mouse

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

MAYBE YOU’LL HAVE PUPPIES MAYBE YOU WON’T 😂

BEASTS FACE I CANT 

[lexicon-the-world-scholar]

Poor Quasimodo…

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Child please, Quasi got bitches on bitches.

[violet-in-violent]

I think everyone is ignroning Pongo’s face:

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[spitefulthot]

[flybutnotlikeag6]

Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad