Photography Box @clos-posts - Tumblr Blog

'Rocky is gonna be so sad when Grace dies :('

Lol. Lmao. You think Rocky is going to LET Grace die?? Fuck no. Broski has a team of Eridians cooking up some science as we speak. Throw Simon into that equation with his weird post blood ocean mutations that probably let him live longer and those chances get even lower. Grace I hope you're ready to wake up one morning and realize that for a 100 year old man you don't look all that much past 47.

'Grace say Grace will die, Rocky fix.' is a PROMISE and by god that lil dude is KEEPING IT.

vv0812

I need more Simon been the normal one. Like I know he is very traumatize, and that he comes from a cult, but if we consider all the stuff he had to pass through, it is normal he had reacted in that way; fighting for his life, been defensive since he knows he is in danger, crying when he breaks, in the end of the day he is just a guy with religious guilt and unused puppy eyes.

Grace and Rocky are profesional freaks. If they hadn't have the mission fo saving the stars, they would have spent all their time together studying each other anatomy and doing experiments to learn about their limits and show their capabilities, and in some extent they did that even with the pressure of the future of their planets over them.

Simon would have a hard start, having toubles in accepting that he is safe and that he doesn't have to rely on violence, but once he feels comfortable enough he would be an awkward guy with an arm less and some mutations.

Rocky and Grace would love to study him, and once they are confident that they are close enough to Simon to do so they would not miss and opportunity, they would take measures and samples, and do experiments and theories.

Simon while be taking care of his plants, while Rocky and Grace are making 10 different kinds of biologic bombs in the lab and a new me-burger with fish taste.

shootinwebs

{ big NSFW text, toxic ship, sex-favorable alastor }

vox: (fucks alastor so hard that he sees stars and they break all the furniture and make ear-destroying electricity sounds)

lucifer: (absolute pro and will throw alastor's legs above his head and eat his ass immediately after fucking him)

alastor: my mom would be so sad if she knew i've been with not one but two rich asshole white guys but oh my god the orgasms

wazzi2ya

Lucifer kissing Alastor whenever Al is sitting down (he can't reach otherwise) and he accidentally ends up conditioning Alastor to sit down every time Lucifer enters the room.

roseofithaca

Charlie: Dad! Alastor! Can you come downstairs? I need both of you to help me!

Lucifer: Ugh, I'm too tired for hotel chores.

Alastor: Same goes for me.

Lucifer: You know what we have to do, right?

Alastor: Of course. You first.

Lucifer: *clears throat*

Lucifer: YOU STUPID DEER! YOU'RE A PATHETIC WANNA BE EDGELORD!

Alastor: AND YOU'RE A USELESS DUCK LOVING EXCUSE FOR A MONARCH!

Charlie: Hey! Hey! Both of you, go to your rooms and don't come out till you can be civil!

Both: *turn and leave*

Lucifer: Every time.

Alastor: Works like a charm.

doorknobinmyayuss

Alastor witnessing The first Temptation at work followed quickly by The Duckie king.

Alastor: *Standing on the balcony with a smoke hanging from his lips as he searches his pockets*

Lucifer: ……..Forget a light?

Alastor: Hardly… it seems dear Niffty…. has stolen my matches again, for another one of her art projects…

Lucifer: Need a hand?

Alastor: *Still searching* If you please…….. seems she’s also taken my watch…

Lucifer: *Leans over grabbing alastor by the chin to gently flick out his tongue, licking the end of his cigarette, lighting it with a tiny spark*

Alastor: ……*Deer in headlights trying to fathom what the fuck just happened* …………

Lucifer: -BLEEEHHHH!!!!!! *Flinching backwards slapping at his tongue* eheehhhhewwww!!! ugh!…. gross!!!! I forgot tobacco tastes terrible! uuughhhh!!! *Spitting on the ground*

Alastor: ……….……… T-then why the Hell did you do it???

Lucifer: I breathe fire! I was Tryna help you out!!

Alastor: …………………...you also shoot fire…….OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HANDS!!!!

Lucifer: I FORGOT OKAY?!??!

Alastor: -IVE ALSO SEEN YOU CREATE CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS OUT OF THIN AIR!!! YOU COULD HAVE JUST MADE ME A SINGULAR FUCKING MATCH!!!!

Lucifer: -FUCKOFF! I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!!!!

Alastor: -YOU SHOULD BE TRYING TO GROW A BRAINCELL!!!!

clos-posts

Fucking creasing 🤣🤣🤣🤣