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Superhero cartoon, but it's just Tailgate stranded on Earth. He stopped one criminal, accidentally revealing himself, and everyone loved him. Now he's on the news and aha a fanclub
Hey, transformers fandom and robot fuckers
who's the hottest lost light mini?
Swerve
Tailatte
Rewind
Minimus Ambus
Pipes
Nickel
If you don't know them by name, I've named them in alt text
I'll also draw valveplug of the winner btw
It took me too long to find out The Boys was a superhero show, and where Homelander was from, because it never really interested me. And then my dad started watching and I realized it was not, in fact, about a group of young boys in the 1940's.
I'm considering opening some cheap art commissions, once I get everything unpacked and I get the time to make an actual price sheet. I'm only going to be living here for a few months, five at the most probably, and with how small the town is, and how hard it already is to find a job, by the time I might get hired somewhere, it'll be time to leave,making me wonder if I should even try. Its not like I have bills, I'm living with my grandmother. But I want to have money to buy my own food and such, since she doesn't cook.
Like I said, commissions would be cheap, probably $15 at the most expensive, since my skills aren't great, and I don't have a lot to show yet. I had originally planned to draw everyday of the month leading up to the move, but packing got in the way :/
I'll mostly offer transformers commissions, since that's my main fandom rn, but I'll also do yumeship, DreamWorks Trolls, and just generic humans/humanoids. Depending on the traction of this post, once I finish unpacking (which will probably take a few days), I'll make my ref/price sheet, which will go more into detail about fandoms, pricing, ect.
Minibots need more love. Not enough people are talking about how fine some of them are. I'm very open about my love for Swerve, I self ship with him after all. But I also find Tailgate and Rewind very attractive, Rewind being especially handsome, up here in the ranks with Minimus, who radiants older gentlemen vibes.
And while Nickel is technically a Mini-con, not a minibot, she is still so attractive. I'd let her boss me around, though she'd be more likely to just squish me like a bug (yes please).
And I'm not forgetting about Pipes either. He may not be as good looking as the others, and he may die early on, but he's got some pretty good looks. Not to mention immaculate taste. He's over here thirsting with me.
Spent a week packing my room, and five hours in the car, only to get to my grandmother's house, where I'll be living for the next 4-5 months, to find out she refuses to put her computer in a different room. Meaning my bedroom will continue to be an office for a selfish old woman, whom I don't believe will respect a closed door. On top of that, I apparently only get half a closet, despite her bedroom having one of equal size and a second, walk in closet that barely has anything in it.
Ough I hate when I'm trying to go to bed and my body decides to play a game of Will they, Won't they with nausea. This is what I get for trying to be responsible and go to bed early the day before the move
Have the strange urge to draw my yumeship and our Tomodachi life children as trailer trash...
I really wanted/want to make a merformers series for mermay, but I'm moving, so I haven't really been able to make the merformers designs :( one of the ideas was a cygate story where Cyclonus is widowed Victorian woman living by the sea and Tailgate is a merformer who visits her and they have cute dates where Cyclonus takes a small boat out and Tailgate swims around it while that chat and bond and Tailgate totally isn't doing to mer counting/mating ritual thing
Time to impregnate the robot (again)
Tf one Bee and Cliff au thing
I came up with this a while back, but I don't think I've ever made a post about it, so here goes
The basics of it are that Bee and Cliff are twin brothers, Bumblebee had a cog and was even going to be in the Iacon 5000, but got caught sneaking to the surface before the race, and Sentinel punished him by removing his cog and messing with his memories. Bee's place in the race was then given to Cliffjumper, who was told his brother died on a reckless adventure to the surface. This is long before the events of the movie, and Cliff continues to race for years, up until the movie happens.
When Bee is up in front of the city with Optimus and Elita at the end of the movie, when the miners are all getting their T cogs, Cliff sees and recognizes his brother. But when he finally gets a chance to talk to him (because you can't just walk up to the Prime's inner circle), Bee doesn't recognize him, greeting him like a new friend instead of a brother he hasn't seen in years, and introduces himself as B-127, his designation that he hasn't used since their early protoform years.
Dreamt last night that Alex Milne, one of the artists of MTMTE and creator of Hot Motor Oil, was on here, reblogging @need-him-pregnant-poll, telling everyone to vote for Rung.
So everyone, go vote for Rung. The other Transformers too.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 5
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Ratchet (Transformers)
Senshi of Izganda (Dungeon Meshi)
PROPAGANDA:
[Ratchet]
"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD PREGNANT, HE ALREADY LOOKS GOOD WITH CHILDREN, IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE'D LOOK PREGNANT, HE MAYBE FAT BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT SHOWS. i implore you to Imagine this workaholic, low self-esteem, depressed war veteran who isn't as tough as he think he is. Heavily pregnant to the point that despite his fat it SHOWS. Hot right, Very hot and Sexy hehehehehe."
"He's a wartime medic who's spent a good portion of his life trying to save people, and failing sometimes, which probably haunts him, and I think he should be able to confront his trauma via having a kid."
[Senshi]
"You know he'd take such good care of his body and eat extra well to make sure that the baby arrives healthy and strong. Also, he'd make such a good father."
"He's perfect mother material also just look at those tits."
"Dude is peak malewife material AND dad material, why wouldn't we need him pregnant??"
"Mom friend of the group. Would probably infodump about pregnancy if it were relevant. He and Chilchuck would have beautiful children. <3"
Please vote Ratchet! He's my favorite transformer for a reason! Think of the complex feelings he could have!
Ratchet deserves to settle down with kids, and he would look good doing it 💖💖💖
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 11
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce (MAS*H)
Soundwave (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Hawkeye]
"Literally begs men to impregnate him. He will not get married until someone gets him pregnant. Also he deserves a second chance."
"OK so aside from the fact that he canonically asks for it sooooo many times. HE. IS. SO. BREEDABLE. HE WOULD LOOK SO GOOD PREGNANT. OK. He needs it, I need it, we need it. ALSO, he got so close last year and I think he deserves a win."
"The show uses children and family as a symbol of stability, both directly and as an explicit absence (the orphans they take care of, Peg and Erin back home, etc). That stability is something that Hawkeye desperately needs and wants. Plus, he constantly talks about being pregnant in a way that implies he's actually thought through it more than most cis guys would."
"He NEEDS it okay! Man canonically wants to be pregnant! I swear he makes at Least one "joke" about it a season, if not more! He wants it so bad I truly think being pregnant could fix him! He made it so close last year and frankly it's a Travesty he didn't win in my opinion, so I'm hoping we can get the rest of tumblr to fully agree this time around!"
"He is a trailblazer in the field of men desperately wanting to be pregnant. He's begging for it. No man has wanted to be pregnant as much as Hawkeye has, and no man has begged for it openly on TV in the 70's as Hawkeye did. No one deserves to be pregnant more than him. Though there may be new contenders, we must honour our roots. The OG. Some of these contenders will have never made a comment about their bunkmate and best friend getting him pregnant, but Hawkeye has. More than once."
"He's the one asking for it, not me (constantly. he is constantly asking for it)."
"There are numerous moments throughout where he references being pregnant/impregnated, including: “you realize if my father sees this, you'll have to marry me,” “frankly, I think I'm pregnant,” “I could have had a third of a baby by now,” “sit down, your father and I will tell you what we did to have you,” and many more. He's begged a general to impregnate him. (“I know that you're a general and I'm just a captain, but I want to have your baby. I mean it, I want your baby! I'll kiss all your stars!”) One of the first things that he says in response to encountering a new character on the show, when asked if married, is “someone's gonna have to get me pregnant first.”
Children, especially to the characters in MASH, are the representation of life and innocence. Hawkeye, as a character, is defined by his love for life. He is a doctor with a vested interest in humanity, thrust into a war against his will, who does everything he can to preserve that life. Pregnancy is not only a joke to Hawkeye, or something said in passing as a quip or subversive statement, but a concept he treats with respect and dignity, and in the midst of such great injustice and cruelty to human life, carrying life into the world would help him fight just that little more against the war. In the words of BJ Hunnicutt, “All we see around here is death and destruction. Now, in the middle of an inferno that even Dante wouldn't buy tickets to, there's a little glimmer of life, thanks to you. That's not wonderful; that's a miracle.”"
"Just look at him."
"dude is BEGGING for it."
"It's what he would want."
"pregnancy is the opposite of war to him. It’s his escape that eliminates his usual coping mechanism of alcohol, his fantasy being so detached from his trauma that he won’t need it anymore. Instead of narrowly saving lives or failing to save lives, he’s creating it."
Hawkeye propaganda from last season
[Soundwave]
"He's a single father of five, surely there is space for another one."
"Do you SEE those hips?
He’s already got kids, he needs more. Especially to make up for the one who died.
Do you SEE that waist?
Evil. But like, I can fix him.
His husband (Megatron) left him for the Autobots and he can get pregnant as revenge."
"He already has a lot of kids but deserves more after dealing with the rest of the Decepticons stupidity and carrying their entire faction on his back. Also, specifically for the TFE version of Soundwave: look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like he needs to get pregnant. There’d probably be a dozen different characters that’d fight over getting this man pregnant. It’d be funny to watch."
"He’d be good at it and I think it would bring him happiness. Plus a good chunk of the fandom likes to make it how the cassettes are made so why not?"
Soundwave propaganda from last season
SOUNDWAVE PEOPLE COME ON
All versions of soundwave. He is THE ICON of mechpreg gang. He loves his kids so much that he can feel the bond they share from light years away, literally.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 15
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Rung of the Pious Pools (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Tenna]
"Because he's a TV."
"I just DO, I’m unbelievably down bad for him. He 100% laid that egg that he has, Spamton for sure knocked him up and left him with that egg. Now it’s my turn to knock that TV up."
"He keeps an egg from his ex in the closet that he's ashamed of anyone finding out about, but treats as a daughter. Said egg is hidden inside his official plush. The TV is canonically eggnant. Creator also called him a handsome, apron-wearing older husband. I mean, come on."
"He’s already so desperate and needy for attention you can’t tell me he wouldn’t love it."
"I haven't even played Deltarune but the art is so amazing! it's convinced me that Tenna MUST be mpregged."
"It might fix him."
"Okay so the entirety of The Lore takes like an hour to explain so I will skip that and instead talk about the merch pipis stuff. The offical plushies merch have secret bonus stuff sew inside. For Tenna he has a pipis- something that looks like a blue egg. In canon Tenna has a special pipis he keeps safe and hidden and calls it his darling daughter. Pipis (so far) is exclusively made by a different character, Spamton. Tenna and Spamton have fraught history together to the point where they honestly come across as messily divorced. Spamton's plushie *also* had a hidden pipis inside so the meme is that they got each other pregnant."
"We need more pipis in this world <3 also Smapton."
"THEY CAN TAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT IN THE DIVORCE, BUT NOT HIS KID."
"Pipis."
[Rung]
"10 out of 10 mutuals agree: That man is submissive and breedable! People with him as a blorbo-in-law want him pregnant. My DM's are FULL of Rung Pregnant Propaganda Testimonials!"
"His special skill is making crystals that can be used to make Transformers."
"Most of Rung of the Pious Pool's narrative revolves around his ability to 'get pregnant' (as much as a Cybertronian in a species of asexual mechanicals who emerge from the ground or are constructed cold in factories can) and his lack of reproductive justice, given the Functionist Timeline. I have a 23 slide PowerPoint about him. If Rung makes it onto the poll I will polish and publish the PowerPoint as a full thesis dissertation. Threat and promise both."
"Literally his purpose, in a lore way."
VOTE FOR RUNG, WE NEED TO GET THAT ROBOT!!!!
IT'S HIS DUTY!!!!
WE WILL DRAW HIM PREGNANT!!
Rung is literally transformers God with a capital G, he NEEDS to get pregnant
Rung! Get that stick pregnant!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 11
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce (MAS*H)
Soundwave (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Hawkeye]
"Literally begs men to impregnate him. He will not get married until someone gets him pregnant. Also he deserves a second chance."
"OK so aside from the fact that he canonically asks for it sooooo many times. HE. IS. SO. BREEDABLE. HE WOULD LOOK SO GOOD PREGNANT. OK. He needs it, I need it, we need it. ALSO, he got so close last year and I think he deserves a win."
"The show uses children and family as a symbol of stability, both directly and as an explicit absence (the orphans they take care of, Peg and Erin back home, etc). That stability is something that Hawkeye desperately needs and wants. Plus, he constantly talks about being pregnant in a way that implies he's actually thought through it more than most cis guys would."
"He NEEDS it okay! Man canonically wants to be pregnant! I swear he makes at Least one "joke" about it a season, if not more! He wants it so bad I truly think being pregnant could fix him! He made it so close last year and frankly it's a Travesty he didn't win in my opinion, so I'm hoping we can get the rest of tumblr to fully agree this time around!"
"He is a trailblazer in the field of men desperately wanting to be pregnant. He's begging for it. No man has wanted to be pregnant as much as Hawkeye has, and no man has begged for it openly on TV in the 70's as Hawkeye did. No one deserves to be pregnant more than him. Though there may be new contenders, we must honour our roots. The OG. Some of these contenders will have never made a comment about their bunkmate and best friend getting him pregnant, but Hawkeye has. More than once."
"He's the one asking for it, not me (constantly. he is constantly asking for it)."
"There are numerous moments throughout where he references being pregnant/impregnated, including: “you realize if my father sees this, you'll have to marry me,” “frankly, I think I'm pregnant,” “I could have had a third of a baby by now,” “sit down, your father and I will tell you what we did to have you,” and many more. He's begged a general to impregnate him. (“I know that you're a general and I'm just a captain, but I want to have your baby. I mean it, I want your baby! I'll kiss all your stars!”) One of the first things that he says in response to encountering a new character on the show, when asked if married, is “someone's gonna have to get me pregnant first.”
Children, especially to the characters in MASH, are the representation of life and innocence. Hawkeye, as a character, is defined by his love for life. He is a doctor with a vested interest in humanity, thrust into a war against his will, who does everything he can to preserve that life. Pregnancy is not only a joke to Hawkeye, or something said in passing as a quip or subversive statement, but a concept he treats with respect and dignity, and in the midst of such great injustice and cruelty to human life, carrying life into the world would help him fight just that little more against the war. In the words of BJ Hunnicutt, “All we see around here is death and destruction. Now, in the middle of an inferno that even Dante wouldn't buy tickets to, there's a little glimmer of life, thanks to you. That's not wonderful; that's a miracle.”"
"Just look at him."
"dude is BEGGING for it."
"It's what he would want."
"pregnancy is the opposite of war to him. It’s his escape that eliminates his usual coping mechanism of alcohol, his fantasy being so detached from his trauma that he won’t need it anymore. Instead of narrowly saving lives or failing to save lives, he’s creating it."
Hawkeye propaganda from last season
[Soundwave]
"He's a single father of five, surely there is space for another one."
"Do you SEE those hips?
He’s already got kids, he needs more. Especially to make up for the one who died.
Do you SEE that waist?
Evil. But like, I can fix him.
His husband (Megatron) left him for the Autobots and he can get pregnant as revenge."
"He already has a lot of kids but deserves more after dealing with the rest of the Decepticons stupidity and carrying their entire faction on his back. Also, specifically for the TFE version of Soundwave: look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like he needs to get pregnant. There’d probably be a dozen different characters that’d fight over getting this man pregnant. It’d be funny to watch."
"He’d be good at it and I think it would bring him happiness. Plus a good chunk of the fandom likes to make it how the cassettes are made so why not?"
Soundwave propaganda from last season
Vote for Soundwave everyone! Lets gooooooo!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 12
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Prowl (Transformers)
Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
PROPAGANDA:
[Prowl]
"I want to study the child he has for new forms of mental illness. Also he has huge tits."
"This man. He needs a baby. He'd be such a bad parent, but I need it to happen."
"EarthSpark Prowl objects to the Autobots relying on human children as soldiers.
IDW Prowl is essentially handed a newly created bot and makes the extremely responsible decision to hand him off to someone else to train instead of trying to "raise" him himself. I have seen people call him a bad parent for this, and no. Bad parenting is when you know you would be a terrible parent, or don't recognize that you would be a terrible parent, and then you give your kid a horrible life because you can't just accept your own issues would mess them up. Prowl giving Springer, a "child" he did not want and did not have the capacity to care for, to someone else was the best parenting decision he could have made.
G1 Prowl is one of the sweetest bots you'll ever meet. Always ready to help out. Protective. Cares about people a lot.
This bot would be an amazing parent. Legitimately better credentials than most of the cast who interacts with kids, even (especially) if that credential is sometimes, "I should not be a parent, so I'm giving him to someone else"."
Prowl propaganda from last season
[Eggman]
"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."
"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."
"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."
Eggman propaganda from last season
Come on gang! If we work together we can get all our mechpreg guys into the next round!