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this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr while taking random quizzes like how much common sense do you have which i dont need to take cause i probably have none
nice self burn now where do you get those stupid quizzes cause i need something to distract me from my research paper
im in class and i productively gathered my fave quizzes for you instead of listening to my professor ramble about machine learning
How much common sense do you actually have?** (i got 8/11)
Take this vision test and we’ll guess what color your eyes are
These 18 questions will tell you what dog breed you’re compatible with**
Your choice of words will determine what age you belong to
We can guess your soulmate’s name based on these questions about your exes
What nationality are you according to your personality?**
Can we guess where you actually live?
Most Americans can’t score 10/12 on this state geography test. Can you?
Only 1% of people can name these everyday things** (i got 8/18)
Can we guess where you grew up based on your taste in snacks?
Take this test to see how you’ll most likely die**
**my favorites
picks rihannna just in case
This is really cute and a good sign of high-functioning anxiety. Please be mindful of mental health, we often unknowingly distract ourselves from the things we fear the most.
25 unintentionally funny and weird comic strip panels from the past.
SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK
Good post.
Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.
reblog if you love and respect Donald Duck in your house
I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl
And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude
And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.
And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon
only to find the 15 years old boy
dressed as SPIDER-MAN
AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN
THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS
HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES
Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?
He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile
Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.
YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN
“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”
“With great powers come great responsibilities”
Fuck Republicans in the face with a chainsaw.
the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7
Thought it was just me
Always make weird noises! Innately human urge!
I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.
Beware Sping-arm Sam
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA SEND UR VIDEO GAME SCORES ON INSTAGRAM JENDIXUNSNF I DONT MIND BUT ITS FUNNY OK BYE COOL GUY
I gotta be me, my dude.
3.25.19
Thinking about Altered Carbon
ok please note i had no idea what i was doing for any of this and theres probably a much better way to construct a base BUT this is what…. ended up happening
the vague shape of it is getting there … . .
needs more bands
MORE BANDS
becoming a flat onion
the top is removed so i can get inside of it
… and then a band of cardboard is placed on the inside to support it ( its standing !! )
the bands are cut on the places where they jut out and then overlapped and taped, so the shape is smoother but its STILL an onion
so i cut the whole damn thing in half and added a big band of cardboard in the middle to lengthen it out. the Orb is being born
its rounded out a little bit more on the sides and then the mouth is cut out
FABRIC
F A B R I C ( this is the point in the game where my gluegun stopped working, and so everything from this point on is glued by me heating the sticks over a candle flame. nice
the seams on the fabric are cut and glued into place ( and hand stitched in a lotta places and a lot of em look, Really bad in the back h hah HA ) and the teeth ( fleece, cardboard to keep em flat, and a little bit of stuffing ) are thrown in the mouth
tongue cuttin
handstitched the seams on the tongue, got the base for it ready and the eyes cut out
the EYES ( cardboard with white on one side, black on the other, and a little thin strip of black going along the edge ) ( also the pupils arent glued down yet hey )
EYES
TONGUE
THERE THEY ARE
tulle time, so much goddamn tulle
SO much of it just everywhere on the back its a mess, the back looks like an awful grape but it doesnt matter its the BACK
heres the Looking Hole ( theres black mesh netting over the top ) - the little pink eye details are also in
and then here it is, this Mess ( tights and boots both are probably gonna change but Oh Well ) i dont know what the tongue was doing so crooked in these shots but its TOO LATE UPDATE: THERES actually a video of it in motion heyooo
This is cursed but I love it
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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.
So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.
One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.
Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)
They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.
I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.
@seestramattie
i love mythology in any place of the world. It’s all just great!
Bonus:
Exhibition poster, Galerie Beyeler,1976
Featuring Rothko
Mark Rothko is one of those artists you don't know about and you see some of his stuff online without really looking at it and you think 'café decorations' until you stand in front of one for the first time and are overcome with pure emotion. At first it's utterly inexplicable.
🎥 | Meg’s Instagram story [3.23.19] — “Okay, this is really difficult but best starter ever: obviously Bulbasaur. I love Psyduck because he reminds me of Gavin. Snorlax because I just relate to him and best Pokémon ever is MissingNo.”
An AMA by Meg Turner in bed. Big mood
about 12 years ago I saw this video and ever since I’ve tried to find it again and at some point I thought I had dreamt the whole thing because of how extremely fucking weird it is and I finally found it so please watch this extremely cursed video of 2 times oscar winner tom hanks