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firefox-official

love sleeping in guest bedrooms. they’re always just a Little off

firefox-official

blanket is tucked in too tight. headboard is too cold. fan is a little too loud. it’s incredible

firefox-official

lamp is just out of reach and it’s the only light in the room. the floor is carpeted but cold. it’s always 8 pm

great-tweets

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

ladytesla

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

journeymanfool

You will

firelxdykatara

me playing asscreed: odyssey and releasing caged animals in the middle of encampments and then climbing the hell out of the way

humortexts

gahdamnpunk

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

bellygangstaboo

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe

xgosiamx

jheselbraum

People who aren’t panic buying and just need basic necessities

i-hate-chick-fil-a

That’s because fat shaming is derived from misogyny

i-hate-chick-fil-a

intimatum

David Mitchell, Slade House

nasa

“We saw to the edge of all there is—⁣⁣

So brutal and alive it seemed to comprehend us back.”

-Tracy K. Smith, US Poet Laureate ⁣⁣

Some pictures are worth a thousand words and some a thousand thoughts. On Jan. 31, astronaut Christina Koch shared this emotional view and quote from the International Space Station. ⁣⁣Enjoy.

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com

roach-works

here’s a cool idea for the new year: hedonism is healthy.

pleasure is good for you. fun is good for you. humans aren’t supposed to spend their lives in constant struggle. we have souls, for fuck’s sake, we know we’re going to die! we shouldn’t be putting pleasure on hold until we’ve ‘earned’ it. we should enjoy ourselves as much as possible and as often as possible. how can we save anyone by entrenching ourselves in suffering? how can we hope to be strong and kind as we starve ourselves of beauty? if the world is going to burn then i want marshmallows.

hedonism is healthy.

roach-works

this is the best response i’ve ever gotten on a post in my life

powerfulwizard

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

powerfulwizard

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

butchflirt

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

truonyx-deactivated20200418

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

yehudah

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

truonyx-deactivated20200418

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

powerfulwizard

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

2am-soda-deactivated20211215

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

imalwaysaslutforthevoid

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

algrenion

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

algrenion

he stayed like this for like a straight ten seconds

accras

Ballerina Precious Solana Adams

the-cheshire-cat-grin

this show deserves an emmy for this scene alone

whitepeopletwitter

soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander

I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.