NEILNETTE SHIPPER #1

hello ao3: eternalknight

[wisteriasymphony]

your life is not a nightmare girl you are upper middle class

quick shadynette comm for @cloudsthatglowinthenightsky !

[mouse-doubleo100]

[anachronistic-cat]

i like the idea that the life series is the horrifying torture angst fest fanon makes it out to be but only for Martyn. everyone else is there willingly like, yeah that's my buddy Grian's death game, he needs violence and chaos to survive, but its a good time all around. they do not know that martyn is experiencing The Horrors

[mambodork]

If we had more time

[luniise-kel]

chill bro no one’s going 2 take it from you

[filyahehh]

girl calm down no one's taking him from you

[saphushia]

cub is transgender. scar is just scar

[noorlakes]

What a completely normal thing to say!

[noorlakes]

He knows that sound (he hears it in his sleep)

[wordfather]

hold on let me check my inventory. okay i have my whatchamacallit and my thingamajig. but no thingamabob. sorry.

[noiraph]

watching scar's pov of session 3 first was funny

[cloudsthatglowinthenightsky]

oh LOOK who the cat dragged in

hey (ducks) (fails) OWWWWWWOWOWWWWWWWEEWWWOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[noorlakes]

self reflection

[applestruda]

Strange sound

[masteroftheblankstare]

Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[mrsterlingeverything]