[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[thebibliosphere]

Girl, help, all of my disorders are disordering.

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

youtube link

Women's Pro Baseball League

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

[butch-ragh-barkrock]

I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.

[feldfrog]

The zoo sometimes lets peacocks around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[fanpholily]

and if i rewatched leverage again.... what then ?

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[longstoryshort-143]

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[sqrt-73]

screw ray bradburys 6 word poem. here’s my 2 word one:

Keep reading

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[dogpuppy]

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped