Cloudy With A Chance Of Fuck You

♎️🌈 Lauren 24 pansexual main account so I will follow from here but may reblog from a different account 🇬🇧 Newcastle upon Tyne, England 🇬🇧

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[so-i-did-this-thing]

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[only-cat-memes]

[philomenacunt]

wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other mobility aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sailorbrazil]

Oh thank god my roommate is finally asleep.... *unlocks secret passageway to my evil chambers*

[saywhat-politics]

[asiancatboy]

happy thinking about kissing women monday

[asiancatboy]

happy thinking about kissing women tuesday

[asiancatboy]

happy thinking about kissing women wednesday

[asiancatboy]

happy thinking about kissing women thursday

[asiancatboy]

happy thinking about kissing women friday

[asiancatboy]

happy thinking about kissing women saturday

[asiancatboy]

happy thinking about kissing women sunday

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[manincaffeine]

you replied so fast” my fault i’ve developed an emotional attachment to you

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

Definitely

[cricketcat9]

…aaaand! HE DID IT!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[isnt]

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[everythingfox]

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[catchymemes]