The Sleepiest Girl In The Fandom

Dreaming before Bed

[cloudyxdream]

Hi, hello, I’m Toast !

She/They • 🇲🇽🇺🇸 • Mentally Sick, Physically Thick

I write, I draw, I enjoy fan works and original works. Big fan of expansive world building and lore. Give me bonus content and lore outside of the main story line, useless to the plot but fun for the heart.

Maybe stick around, I have a lot planned 😌

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[cloudyxdream]

Me in middle school writing creepy pasta fanfiction with my best friend 🤝 Me 13 years later getting dragged back into it with my platonic fiancée

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About to pass this sleep test with flying colors !!

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I had a dream that was first person POV until it paused and I had an out of body experience where Danny Motta reacted about what had just happened.

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

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My vision is running on shapes, colors, and muscle memory

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The Human Urge

The obey me brothers with a feral MC who want to eat and bite non edible things thus starting something they fought against.

You know when you get the urge to bite on some wires like twizzlers or eat aquarium rocks? Maybe you want to hold those fancy smooth crystals in your mouth or bite into a cattail, the forbidden corndog. The mini wheats cereal is basically eating a bird’s nest. The Brothers don’t understand it. At first.

Beel is the closest. In fact he has already. So it’s no surprise at how quickly shenanigans in sue. Anything MC tries to eat something they shouldn’t, Beel’s name is the first to come out in the scolding. This goes on for months. Eventually MC goes to Beel directly to ask if he can eat something and describe it to them. It doesn’t take much convincing. “Item tasting parties” have led to much discourse and new habits in the house.

Belphie does it for the bit. Anything to get on Lucifer’s nerves and spend time with his two favorite people. He often casually has his hoodie sting in his mouth. But since the “item tasting” his favorites are the feathers of a fancy pillow and batteries (he ate them like he was crunching on jolly ranchers).

Levi and Mammon, bless their souls, are idiots. If their favorite human is trying to eat shiny rocks with their two youngest brothers, they want in. How dare the twins monopolize their human’s time. They have eaten things they shouldn’t have on accident before, Mammon swallowed a some jewels and gold coins to hide them and Levi has drank too much sea water but believes that doesn’t count.

Satan also decides to join for two reasons, science and the bit. Obviously if it pisses off his dearest older brother, he is in. But 4/7 of his brothers are enjoying the forbidden delicacies, he wants to know why. He’s on a never ending quest for knowledge. Of course he wants to know what an extension cord tastes like. It’s sour like a lime.

Asmo is struggling. Cosmetics always looked so tempting to him and this is his chance. He’s not being pressured into but he is, you know. The lip products were the gateway. They already go on you mouth, in is no problem. He likes the snap of lip liner pencil. He’s ashamed of it for a bit but then a sponsor show up with edible cosmetics and how can he refuse.

Lucifer is pissed. Plates are missing, pillows are torn, wires are fucked. He is no better. He’s bitten the back of several pens. He bites on them when he’s frustrated. Sometimes too hard and it bust. But he “has an excuse”. It’s not on purpose. Until news of his brothers doing something stupid and he bites into his current tea cup. He’s upset and enjoys the crunch. He will never admit to anyone. He will kill on this hill.

A/N: this was practically already written with a friend but it was just something to dip my toes in.

[vampirevatican]

i love my friends so much, you don't understand.

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