cats and confusion

Hi I'm Calyn and I'm a Catholic... I've been addicted to cats all of my life.

[howelljenkins]

[mossbian]

everything cats do is right. cats will sit in front of a window and look outside for hours and i think we could all learn a thing or two from them

[unclefather]

me: *says lmao*

me: *ass is still attached* 

[anxietyproblem]

[petfinder-names]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[babybatllepop-deactivated202011]

not even fucking kidding

[ghostlynblm]

do NOT talk to me i am busy having unrealistic gay daydreams

[traveler-in-the-world]

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

[spookyceeblathers]

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

[centralperksource]

[centralperksource]

+bonus

[frogofhonor]

you would not believe your pants

if ten million fire ants

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via PhilipNByrne)

[rt-pcr]

You: Daddy Longlegs

Me, an intellectual: Father Elongated Appendages

[crocophile-deactivated20190326]

[jackanddean]

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

[cedricdigory-deactivated2014110]

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

[znks]

[abustaif-deactivated20140701]

dude

me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock  (via sighruben)