you can exhale now

your typical queer Jewish nerd

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[benevolentpsychosis]

I'm **remembers i owe the public no personal information** 17cm tall

[maxxie-or-smth]

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

[pukicho]

I'm extremely fucking relaxed. I am extremely fucking relaxed.

[loveridden1999]

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[jumex]

I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Maybe the real mitzvot we kept were the arguments we had about whose Jewish observances were more valid and in-line with the true intention of each mitzvah along the way.

[valleyhowler]

Is it “Happy Impeachment” or “Merry Impeachment”? I don’t wanna offend anyone.

[greycloudsroll]

Treason’s Greetings

[olivemeister]

impeach navidad

[thebiscuiteternal]

J'accuse Noel

[clown-frog-hours]

sometimes self-care is just watching old phineas and ferb episodes on youtube as 2019 draws to a close

[realsadjewishhours]

This was literally a hate crime.

[brokeshibe]

I’m about to go feral over this

[dicktouching]

It’s like they finally tapped into the insanity of this generation’s humor and went hog fucking wild.

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

This is antisemitic

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

this came into my shtetl and burned my crops 

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This will haunt me like the spectre of the Cossacks who tried to murder my family in Russia

[incendavery]

parting is such sweet sorrow

[yaboywillyshakes]

why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

quantum mechanics is so fucking absurd

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

electrons be like “i am going to disobey all laws of probability and classical mechanics, unless you attempt to perceive me in which case i will behave exactly in the ways you just disproved”

disgusting. please act like a person

[neutralbacteria]

[keltik]

[cannedviennasnausage]

there’s an orange tree in my parent’s house in pr and the oranges it produced were always green we always thought something happened that kept them from ripening but it turns out they just didn’t fake-tan wtf