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Just got back from feeding white babies cigarettes at the park

i buy a bunch of different kinds and dump the cigs into a plastic bag and shake it up before i go. We dont do brand loyalty here

hellgrub

when I was a baby i would root through the bag and sniff out the winstons with the precision of a bloodhound or perhaps hog. after hauving covid though i cant smell which are wich and ive unfortunately has to stop :’(

moringmark

letmebegaytodd

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

letmebegaytodd

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

@randomitemdrop

Item: Snorb

Pussy like an ez-bake oven

were--ralph

Put the batter in there, turn it on high, and in 30 minutes you have a treat the whole family can enjoy

tits-n-trix

shawze

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jennyfromthesock

try and fuck with me sweetie(:

mastercreart

leg refences

pyrositshere

Reblogging this not only for artists but also for people who write werewolf (and other animal transformation) fiction. If a human turned into a wolf, their knee joints would not reverse– what some fic writers mistake for the knee is actually the ankle. A wolf’s hind feet are relatively long, and they are always walking in way roughly analogous to human “tip-toeing.”

determinators

Here’s another thing that I think shows that Toby isn’t going to treat the Player like a villain just for playing the game.

After Lancer turns into a statue, you can push him over to the table.

Checking him after this gives you the narration:

There was no reason to add this feature in. None of the characters comment on it. It doesn’t affect your run. It’s only there to reassure players that Lancer would be okay.

That doesn’t sound like something that’d be in a game that assumes the player is an evil villain by default.

fluffydancer618

They made us make short comics in photoshop class today

fluffydancer618

No please have mercy I HAVE A FAMILY-

fluffydancer618

are you happy now

fuckers

vsl-shwty

GSM F88 Phone Watch (2008)

uncircumcise

when i say apple watches are “swagless” this is wht i mean in comparison to

birdsareblooming

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites.

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving.

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind.

Mad Dummy? bouncing.

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out.

Asgore? bounceing.

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound.

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side.

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well.

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right.

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active.

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus. Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch.

Blink Motherfucker.

birdsareblooming

Hey so, real quick.

A Bunch or the reactions are people say “Oh! He’s concentrating on not killing you!”

Which…..I actually took the exact opposite interpretation.

Because, think about the movement in battles. Who moves the most?

Omega Flowey

Undyne the undying

Asriel Dankerr

Mettaton

Mad Dummy

People who are putting their ALL into killing you. Putting in all their concentration and effort into ending your little motherfukn lifu.

The people who move the least? (besides Papyrus the paper cutout)

Toriel

Nabstablook

most of the minor battles

Asgore

So, Toriel: Who does not want to kill you, and due to her lack of concentration on her attacks and more on her emotions causes the attacks to miss you. (Can still easily accidentally kill you) But still, distracted. Not putting her all into the battle

Nabstablook: Who needs ghost depression therapy. Really not feeling up to it right now. Not putting their all into it.

Minor monster battles: They do MOVE, and a lot of them do extensively, but they’re more still than like, Undyne or MTT. They’re only fighting you out of obligation. Not putting their all into it.

Asgore: He moves more than the other’s I pointed out, but his movements are small. He bounces slightly and slowly, if he moves it’s for his trident attack. Because well, he does NOT want you dead. He does NOT want that seventh soul. He’s not putting his all into it.

(Note: Sans is kinda an inbetween. bc he bounces a bunch and dodges and teleports a HELL of a lot. moves his arm. but he also like, aint moving a lot compaired to Asriel and Undying if you get me.)

D-Do you get where i’m coming from?

The Sprites that move the most? Putting in EVERYTHING into this battle. They want you dead. They are using all their energy and strength to end you.

The Sprites that stay still? Not putting in their all.

Not putting in their all.

Papyrus has the same amount of energy he usually has during his date, and the finale. He zips and zooms around the screen like a ping pong ball.

He is always putting in 110% into every little thing he does.

In his battle, he is still. A statue. A motherfucking plastic barbie. Not even moving his mouth.

(Note: I think some sprites don’t move their mouths in battle screens, but Papyrus moves his jaw later on the date, the dump, and in the finale. There is no excuse for him not moving his mouth during battle. But you know who else never moves their mouth bc he’s to lazy to? Sans the mother fu-. Sans is never putting in his all and doesn’t even bother to move his mouth to words.)

(Also note the only time he makes a diffrent expression is when you hit him, and not for long)

Papyrus isn’t putting in all his energy.

Papyrus isn’t putting in all his power.

Now listen, If when using his bare minimum, he can still control his attacks to a point where you cannot die, he can summon words spelled out and a GIANT FUCKING BONE, have a whole conversation with himself and not paying attention while fighting you, holy fuck.

I don’t want to know what Papyrus is like putting in his all.

deadaccount528258835

The real reason Flowey befriended Papyrus was because of Papyrus’ unmatched raw power.

birdsareblooming

Good time to bring back the fact that everyone has two vines around them except Papyrus who has four.

Tbh with how much Flowey experimented with resets he could have seen Papyrus actually trying and I wanna see the look on that bastard’s face when he got yeeted from the ruins to new home and back.

squeakybismarck

papyrus could be an all powerful being, literally capable of killing literally everyone in the underground but is like “NAH, I’M JUST GONNA CHILL OUT HERE WITH MY SPAGHETTI AND DINOSAUR EGGS OATMEAL” that just radiates big mood to me, and i wish i knew why

roseverdict

shaggy, papyrus, and kirby are the trifecta of “can i destroy you in an instant? yes. would i rather just have lunch? also yes”

rangarlamamicado

Post of a dream I had about chapter 3's release. It was pretty fuckin' crazy but fortunately I remember lots of details about it and what happened in it as well as footage and funny moments of weird shit, and shit I saw on Twitter about it as well in my dream? Strap in.

Okay so I remember it opening in the ruins which makes sense, but instead of it being purple like the normal ruins, it's dimly lit like the room you fall on the flowers in? And rather than arriving on the flowerbed and going right, you start on an altar... and go down and left.

It was actually the door to leave the ruins where you fought Toriel I believe now that I recall, but when you walked left as if to go upstairs, a song begins playing (I talk about it later...) and you see pillars leading to a giant open space that looked like the promo art for undertale with Toriel.

Anyways, you wake up and Susie is like confused if this is a dream, but plays along, commenting on how she might see Noelle there too. Depending on what route you took Noelle might actually show up, but I'll get to that in a bit. On Twitter in the dream I saw some spoilers.

Where you encounter the Dummy, it's replaced by the Mad Dummy, and you have to face them after Susie jokingly hits the dummy, not knowing someone's using it. Also, you rematch Lancer after it's revealed this place's fountain is made of pure darkness. Ralsei doesn't show up...

Also, it's weird because Lancer became a giant Jojo style badass??? I think Rouxles powers him up with the control crown or medieval ginger ale or almond milk or something silly. It was a lot like Pluto's rematch from Omori if you know how that goes. It was hilariously bad too.

Susie also busts literally everything in the perspective puzzle rooms just before Toriel's house. She just starts ripping shit out of walls and crawling in and solving it from inside. Also Frobbits start showing up and Kris does something sketchy offscreen... the Frobbits don't come back.

There's also a major detail I remember, but throughout the entire ruins, rather than an instrumental that plays... Toriel sings a version of 'My Castle Town' with lyrics. I don't remember what they said, but I think it resembled Lifelight from Smash Bros in the sense of symbolism.

Also, I remember that, because Susie messes with the puzzles, a "mommy-protected security system" goes off that Toriel set up because the ruins are dangerous and she didn't want Kris or Susie to get out without her help because of the danger... and they have to escape fire magic.

A version of Heartache plays during the chase sequence, and after that Susie begins to question whether they're in the dark world for real or not, and you can affirm or deny it. Also, it's revealed that the festival is occurring, and Toriel is hosting "her house of horrors,"

Toriel didn't understand that you were responsible for the fountain, but it comes from where you begin in Undertale. She thinks you set it up, and thanks you for the fun attraction, but calls it dangerous, and realizes you did this. This shocks Susie, but your route dictates this.

If you chose to commit to Snowgrave, Susie realizes that you also probably killed Berdly, and either Toriel and Susie or just Toriel engages based on your route, but if Susie and Toriel fight you, you have to survive until Noelle comes and saves you, in which she freezes Toriel.

Susie would ask what she's doing, but rather than her dialogue box having any text, it's like that one meme of Mr. Incredible's face, and whether you 'know' or not. I'll be attempting to recreate Noelle's expression, but it terrified me. I don't know what happens after this.

Also to clarify it seems like the door staying open in the light world leading to the dark world as well as Toriel hosting her house as a "house of horrors" was pre-planned, hence why Noelle shows up, figuring Susie was in there. Toriel uses Asgore's belongings she took in the divorce as the 'horror'.

Also I wasn't sure what year it was, but a trailer was released with it detailing the footage of it I saw, which confused me, but it actually released on 10/18, and I think it was of 2021? Everyone was shocked at its speedy release, but it didn't feel real, and I wish it was real.

Also, side note, the first shot of the ruins with that undertale promo shot was actually where the fountain was, and Toriel was there serenading its "protector" which is gone by when you arrive. Flower? Knight? Mike? Gaster? Who knows, neither do we, but that's all I know.

Feel free to AMA on the details, I dream vividly and if you care I might recall details I was unsure of, but with the popularity of the salt route and prunsel that's the only reason I felt compelled to share this. I hope of you see this you found it entertaining.

rangarlamamicado

OKAY UPDATE BUT I WAS ABLE TO RECREATE THE EXPRESSION NOELLE MADE THAT I TRIED TO DESCRIBE FROM THE DREAM

The first one that has the aura is how I saw it and the second one is a clear recreation of it. This is a sprite edit of the expression it was based off of but it's the most accurate recreation I could come up with and it was quick and fresh from the dream so it was still vividly on my mind.

turing-tested

what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

serialreblogger

!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.

Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.

i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!