Chowder Sentence Starters (1/??)
“sorry, ladies. i’m taken.”
“we can’t win if we’re not there!”
“here, boy, have a treat.”
“oh now you’re just being rude.”
“the chance to grasp eternal glory in my sweaty little hands.”
“something smells awful.”
“my passage is blocked.”
“hey, num-nums.”
“i’m not your boyfriend!”
“you can put your hand down, i will not be shaking it.”
“drop and give me twenty.”
“i like this enthusiastic side of you.”
“you will still love me after i beat you, right?”
“did i forget to mention that part?”
“you said this was gonna be fun! the fun is gone!”
“this mustache proves i’m great!”
“go get me a hot dog.”
“the violence! please! think of the children!”
“___, i wanna go home.”
“why try? this whole thing is pointless.”
“no. there will be no touching of me.”
“failure tastes like a bad turnip… i don’t like turnips!”
“don’t wet yourself just yet.”
“think anyone’ll notice?”
“good going, ___. now i have to look at you in daylight.”
“you saved my life.”
“come back to me, ___. you’ve so much to live for!”
“i feel like we were just starting to become friends and now you are gone forever.”
“i’m not dead!”
“i guess you’re not a total waste.”
“that’s just the pain talking.”
“you can’t help being the dirty ragamuffin you are, anymore than i can help being the lovable dumpling i am.”
“i’m gonna kill him. really.”
“rub noses for luck!”
“keep your hands where i can see ‘em.”
“make yourself useful and zip me up.”
“get out your claws. i need you to break up this lovefest.”
“all y’all’s crazy.”
