[bishonen]

youre not yaoiful at all

[medievaljournalist]

ive carved protective runes into my email address. to defend against enemy emails

[depsidase]

[buonsai]

This'll be the first time they're on screen together since The Scene...

[vacillator-deactivated20250323]

people who draw link taller than zelda are weak and will not survive the winter

[cromerholt]

[cromerholt]

this fucken pic is seriously ruining my life i can not leave work anymore without telling my coworkers ‘im SUCH a girl who leaves in an hour’

[cromerholt]

what the…

[kosmogrl]

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[girlnephew]

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

[bathroomcube]

i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

[pocket-deer-belly]

i know pearl fumbled a bbw but i honestly think it's funnier that lars fumbled an autistic 4 foot fat shortstack who was already down bad for him

[imonlyheretofollowyou]

[muzzledmikey]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

[whirlearler]

my fanart of what markiplier would look like if he existed only as a memory

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[juliagirlfail]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.