dreamwave express

whimsical little puppycow | clown | horny on main | they/he/it | 24🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 minors dni 🔞 | personal blog of things I like (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡ | I dont always remember to tag things I'm sorry

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

[brucebocchi]

“samurai wakes up in the present day”

this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

[steampunker27-deactivated202008]

[jamesbdavis]

Samurai Jack (2001-2017)

[hemipenal-system]

they should make airplanes smaller and domesticate them so we could fuck them

[hemipenal-system]

also yeah i know about the weredog planelight. the planelight inspired this post

[skyhounds]

Dysphoria

[dognponyshow-deactivated2026040]

dragon trope of treasure hoarding but it’s like. penguin rules. they use gold and trinkets in courtship rituals. dragon that keeps trying to tear down castle walls to get to a treasury room. really arrogant knight in really pretty gilded armor trying to kill the dragon, but it thinks the knight is there with courtship offerings (I mean do you SEE the inlay work on those sapphires? and that breastplate!) and mounting the knight immediately.

[kororobus]

6. BLUNT FORCE

again, not very gory, but at least I found time to do something at all (ง•_•)ง

[nightmaretour]

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

[karasukisser]

mention my favorite character and i do this

[dogposts]

can u not.

[practicalsolutions]

For my CNC enthusiasts out there!

[gaypanicked]

@foone

[foone]

Wow. I'm not even gonna say "I should call her", this one is just too blatantly porn

[were--ralph]

I just think more hairy fat men and even hairless fat men just fat men in general should be wearing less clothing in the summer to give the people who work hard every day a treat to get them through their shift like fuck the people who think its weird seeing an overhanging belly in a crop top

[were--ralph]

Like i hate to say it but if you're a big boy with big thighs you're actively harming the future of this country by not wearing shorts in public and that's not even counting the men with big bellies and hairy tits who wear shirts like showing tits and belly and thighs in public should be a duty as an american citizen and even non-americans should be doing this in their country it's a public service for those of us who need a little treat to get us through the day

[sforzzz]

e621 is a funny site

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[realshinjiikari]

[were--ralph]

i didnt make this one i swear

[smhmyheaddude]

well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc

[were--ralph]

You know how male angler fish attach themselves to females and all they so is provide semen? I want to do the same thing except I attach myself to a man and I live off the sustenance of his cum.

[weirdcatlive]