haha yeah i'm good bro [depressively]

• liya • 24 • mostly sw / jjk / hq/ naruto / genshin impact / hsr / aot and some cool -or shitty- stuff I come across

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[sizzlinshy]

I'm thinking about making this a series, that I will post irregularly between other stuff, cause I'm having so much fun making them.

[suk1b0n-kach00]

GUYS HEAR ME OUT au where mcqueen becomes a member of the tuner gang

[gogglesyoyinyin]

Driven to Win🏁🏆

I'm actually not good at racing games. I always end up with Lightning McQueen in last place, I'm sorry🥺

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[i-am-a-fish]

affected by the following status conditions:

orange

[i-am-a-fish]

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

[falseneun]

Class of 2025 💥

[zygomafantasy]

Y'all are literally the only people I can share this with who will find it as funny as I do.

[wakeupwithamnesia]

This 2 year difference NEEDS to be studied

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[cuti3-81-f1]

THAT JAW THING OSCAR DOES OH MY GOSH MR PIASTRI AH🫦

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[w1llspark]

lol what

[ckot]

I saw photo of some guy with fire behind on pinterest and had to move all my projects to do this one lol Listened to Slipknot - Duality Kinda fits Dude found out about Burning Man

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.