Honk!

June / ♀ /25 @ClownyCobalt on twitter!

[stonedrunkwizard]

Fire guys.

[hymneminium]

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

[hymneminium]

Jimmy is Heathcliff's attempt to manipulate these symbols.

popularity = billboards, popularity = charity fundraising, popularity = influencers. But standing underneath the word "influencer" has failed to make Jimmy popular. Why is this?

[styxxsyringe]

terry doodle

[soup-mother]

Guy who lacks the vocabulary to simply say "they are doing some touhou shit to me" voice: "This terraria boss is like some crazy lesbian armpit porn!"

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

stares at your armpits in a feminist manner

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[theinternetarchive]

brooch in the shape of a stag, copper alloy, asia c. 1000-500 b.c.

[kosmogrl]

[making-you-in-mtg]

[castledock]

Do YOU want to help me make $6,000 by November/December so I can pay for body art training to become a piercer?

In my state, you have to receive a minimum of 6 months training and complete testing from the health department to receive a license in order to become a piercer.

I will hopefully start in August or September. $6,000 will cover the $4,250 needed to pay half the tuition by November (or December, if I start in September), as well as weekly hotel stays for three months, gas, and a food budget. The program is 6 months long, but the first three months are the most important in terms of expenses.

I’m offering art commissions and selling earrings in hopes of meeting my goal faster!

I have an office job that pays $13/hr but can’t always get 40hrs a week, and I also work in contracting where my pay there depends on the job type & length. So I do have a guaranteed income, but I’ll still need help to make that 6k in time and have money left over for general expenses.

I can’t include what program it is without doxxing myself, but it’s an accredited institution and is approved by my state’s Health Department as one of the only places to receive a piercing license from.

I appreciate any help I get for this!!!

[polito0]

Yaguareté-Abá, as described by Adolfo Colombres in "Seres sobrenaturales de la cultura popular argentina" (Supernatural beings of argentinian popular culture)

This illustration is part of a series I made, you may check them out as I post them in my tag #adolfo colombres

[lowpolyanimals]

Grub Sister from White Knuckle

[ultraviolentdraws]

@mothssmeat

[dragongirlsweetie]

tumblr should add a "meat" button onto posts that's like the like button but it indicates you want to cut the user up into meat chunks and eat it for dinner

[hotvampireadjacent]

Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.

Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.

Ice operations have moved to harassing folk in Memphis

[castformbignaturals]

Huh. I wonder what else is going on in Tennessee (and specifically Memphis) right now?

Oh well, I’m sure it’s a total coincidence.

[quasi-normalcy]

(For those not in the know, @castformbignaturals is alluding to the fact Memphis is a majority Black city that stands to have its congressional representation entirely wiped out by redistricting led by the Republican governor of Tennessee who has, of course, welcomed the ICE occupation with open arms. Again, the project of MAGA is to reintroduce Jim Crow)

[polito0]

[sublingual-art]

Long pose with Danny and warmup

[chomplicated]