Procrasturbation

"This is America. There is no reason to lie, cheat, steal, unless you wanna be awesome. But don't fuck people over to get to the middle, you betray everthing America is about. We didn't throw Britain's tea into the ocean because we wanted to be a mediocre country. We didn't let those fuckers line up in a line and then shoot em' in the back, because we didn't want to be one of the best countries in the world. And we're not giving China an IOU, because we plan on actually paying it back. This is America; The land of opportunity to fuck people over. To take what isn't yours, but only if you plan on getting to the top of the mountain and waving what you have and they don't, in their face. That is America."

[missmisericorde]

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“No one on earth is more ready, or more normal.  Just ask my monkey!” —The Man in the Yellow Hat

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[medschoolapplicant-deactivated2]

square root

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[theauldtriangle]

That’s me.

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Me too!

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[pooter7/happychappie]

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He died for your gains

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6'3" feels good man

[goomyplz-blog]

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Punk wants to battle

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He was a great man.

[imnotproudtobefat]

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This blog is pretty great.

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The correct way to sext.

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I'm so excited...