quality dump

olivia|nc|🌱

[horrorofthebeast]

[kuvaton]

[killadelphia]

[dalmascandwarf]

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

[pornusual]

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that

[mysharona1987]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

this post literally ruined my life

[whitepeopletwitter]

Spooky

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[weallheartonedirection]

All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.

[power-goku-deactivated20221118]

dark fda show me the illegal foods

[egberts]

can somebody please find me that comic that’s like “get off your high horse” and it zooms in on the the horse stoned as fuck

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

original artist is endlessorigami.com

[eggplantgoddess]

I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do

[eli-campbelle]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

[earth-tooth]

homeowner

[turnon]

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

[supermarioblosblog]

Have you seen Luigi?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Yeah! He went that way!

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[bopeep]

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

[anarchetypalarchive]

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it