hehe

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[blignick]

[saintjosie]

Mozilla’s new CEO is doubling down on an AI future for Firefox

Anthony Enzor-DeMeo is taking charge of one of the internet’s most important — and most complicated — companies.

is this the end? are we cooked?

[bunny-heels]

for anyone who's willing to switch, theres an open-source alternative called Waterfox that has all the AI stuff disabled.

[saintjosie]

adding your tags cause that’s some good context!

never heard of these and def gonna look into them!

[saintjosie]

also, while this isn’t a viable option for most people, safari on apple products seems to be a pretty solid option apparently? i’ve got an iphone and a mac laptop so i might be using safari on those and waterfox on my gaming pc

[baddywronglegs]

We've reached the "open-source alternative to Firefox" level of fucked, then?

[robertreich]

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

[theunicorncomic-blog]

[randomushroom]

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

[robertreich]

I’ve been here the whole time.

[spinningthehamsterwheel]

Dear god, he's not kidding...

[spidersinmysoup]

They're selling bush on temu

[mothercunter-unlimited]

The nefarious consecuences of the industrial revolution

[spidersinmysoup]

Just like Marx warned us

[depsidase]

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

[leavingsaidwoods]

Fuck me, the amount of time and effort I put into validating data, and they've gone and added the fucking hallucination generator to it.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

well you can't blame them, it's not like excel already had a way to add up numbers or anything

[catch57]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

(via @prisonhannibal )

[ladykaley]

insane design choice. the implications of this are wild to me.

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[rrondo]

[lovelynatureco]

𝐂𝐮𝐞𝐯𝐚 𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐚 𝐀𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐚, 𝗡𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮, 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐧̃𝐚

[unnameablethings]

knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

[pixiemuse]

[sm64mario]

HEY

[sm64mario]

YOU M

[sm64mario]

you' a

MOTHERFUCKER

[autumn-in-phandom]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

tylenol sue the us government and you will be reincarnated as a beautiful lotus flower

[redtail-lol]

Wait for what?

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

the trump administration and rfk jr are spreading false claims that taking tylenol during pregnancy is the cause of autism. tylenol (acetaminophen in general, but the tylenol brand is specifically being called out) is one of the only pain and fever relievers that pregnant people can safely take

[crabussy]

holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation