Welcome To My Art Blog, Fellow Trashbag.

I'm now gonna make some art stuffs. Maybe. Possibly.

[clumsymariarts]

Hi, this is now my new art blog!

I've been meaning to make this blog active for a while now and I'm now doing it today! I'll be posting some of my art here along with some posts that I reblog. Might wanna remove all the other content I have in the past, but I'm not so sure yet... Either way, I'm going to make this an active blog again and I hope you guys who stumbled around here can enjoy looking at my really crappy art lol

[radioactvunicorn]

i hate everything about this year. link in the reblogs.

@somethingmissingthings​

[radioactvunicorn]

the link to this godforsaken quiz.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i don’t know how to answer this

[radioactvunicorn]

yes i took my own quiz to show our edited answers

[dingdongyouarewrong]

oh thank god, now i can finally take this quiz

[clumsymariarts]

Is there an option to choose all of them at once? 'Cuz that's the first thing I've seen and heard. All of them, at once, thrown in my face with no mercy for my poor, small mind and soul. Help me.

[frigginconfused]

Hi, I haven't heard of the recent news... Um, what is going on? My smooth pea brain can't comprehend all this news thrown at my face ;n;

Well let me open with what a week to get sick am I right?

Okay I’m aware you aren’t American, so to all of my non American friends who maybe don’t yet know exactly what the fuck just happened this week, here’s the rundown as I’m able to give it:

Trump. You may know him as the moron D-list celebrity who refused to take covid seriously, caught covid, had around the clock care to get better, and then proceeded to tell millions who don’t have access to around the clock care that it was nothing to worry about.

What you may or may not know: He’s an openly racist, sexist, all around bigot, who is the main man responsible for over 200,000 covid deaths and counting because he not only refused to act but actively encouraged people to not take the pandemic seriously. His term as president has also given us a rise in OTHER openly racist, sexist, all around bigoted people, because they’ve seen that not only are there no consequences for those actions, one can actually be elected FUCKING PRESIDENT on them, and we’ve seen quite a bit of shit spike under his term as president.

Unfortunately I don’t have the full ability to explain how we got to that point, I will leave that to more qualified people, but I can tell you most of what’s happened this week with this knowledge in mind.

Donald Trump was our Republican Candidate, while Joe Biden was our Democratic Candidate.

On November 3rd the US held it's presidential election

Most of the time we know the winner on the same night but this year has been different because of the pandemic which has meant that more people have submitted their vote by mail and usually mail-in votes don't get counted until the day of or the day after the election (one of the many tools of voter suppression here as mail in votes tend to lean democratic for reasons including but not limited to disabled voters and inaccessible polling places). 

Tensions were high as people awaited the results, while only getting to see the results of the votes that were cast in person. Many people reminded others to not lose hope just yet, as mail in votes were being counted. Many states started narrowing the gap between republican and democrat votes which raised tensions even more-- Especially with the state of Georgia having rejected over 10,000 ballots while nearly blue (democrat). 

The state of Nevada turned blue and contained JUST the correct number of electoral votes for Biden to will the presidency-- So Trump sued the state(or was it a county?) for voter fraud. Trump and his supporters started demanding that the votes stop being counted on social media (while he was in the lead? Even after he was losing? Both?) 

Then November 5th happened. 

As votes were being counted and the count being slowed down due to lawsuits, tensions reached a high online. First it came out that a Twitter artist had been role-playing as real life serial killer, Ted bundy. If I’m not mistaken-- and I could be with this whole fuckin mess-- that same person was noted as being racist on top of things.

Later the same day the show Supernatural, which hasn't been all too popular on social media since 2012, aired an episode in which a character named Castiel confessed his love for a character named Dean and was IMMEDIATELY sent to super hell. Or, I guess as people have been correcting “the nothing” which I’m not sure is any better or worse, either way it was a hot fucking mess.

The timing of this-- the 12 years of queerbaiting leading into the shitties most homophobic gay love confession one can muster-- and the fact that all the people waiting on election results had heard of the destiel ship, all culminated to immediate celebratory mockery of the canonization of destials, THEN memes of canon destial began being used to spread the rumor that Putin was stepping down as president of Russia, which was later revealed to inaccurate information from a tabloid. 

The next morning many people woke up expecting to hear election results but instead learned all this instead. 

As votes continued to be counted slowly, for the first time in roughly 30 years the state of Georgia had flipped blue. Then the state of Pennsylvania started counting votes for the city of Philadelphia which flipped the state blue as well.

Yesterday, November 7th Pennsylvania officially called their results and Biden has won the presidency, resulting in celebration all across the us (and a few other countries world wide) not because Biden won, but because Trump lost.

As a bonus we find out that there will be a runoff election for two senate seats in georgia, opening the opportunity to take those seats for the democratic party so we may actually accomplish something in these next four years.

The cherry on top of this many many tiered cake?

The trump campaign set to hold a press conference and booked the WRONG four seasons, and instead of owning up to a mistake they leaned into it. This conference was held not at the Four Seasons hotel, but at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, wherein they plastered signs to a garage door, gathered in a lot next to an Adult Bookstore called Fantasy Island, and held their conference there.

I’ve said before, but I will restate:  Watching the trump campaign book the WRONG Four Seasons is like tripping someone who deserves it, and then watching in delight as they happen to fall into a stairwell and down a flight of stairs

What a fucking time to be alive.

[frigginconfused]

But seriously, someone correct me if I’m mistaken on something, or if I’ve missed something, I’m not gonna lie I’ve been sick and sleeping for days and this has been hard to follow even as an American lol

[clumsymariarts]

@frigginconfused Thanks for the news update! Now please take a break soon ;w;

[aqua-dan]

100 OC Asks

Okay, so there are plenty of these out there but I just wanted to make one of my own! (That, and I’m high-key desperate for asks about my OCs lol) Just tag your OCs so people can ask you these!

1. What do they smell like?

2. What is their voice like?

3. What is their biggest motivator?

4. What is their most embarrassing memory?

5. How do they deal with/react to pain?

6. What do they like to wear?

7. Which of their relationships have impacted them most positively?

8. What’s the weirdest thing they’ve ever eaten?

9. Describe the way that they sleep.

10. What is their favorite food/kind of food?

11. What do they feel most insecure about? 

12. How do they like to dress?

13. How do they react to feelings of guilt?

14. How do they react to/deal with betrayal?

15. What is their greatest achievement?

16. What are they like when they’ve gotten too little sleep?

17. What are they like when they’re drunk?

18. What kind of music do they enjoy?

19. Are they right or left handed?

20. Fears?

21. Favorite kind of weather?

22. Favorite color?

23. Do they collect anything?

24. Do they prefer either hot or cold weather more?

25. What is their eye color?

26. What is their race/ethnicity?

27. Hair color?

28. Are they happy where they are currently?

29. Are they a morning person?

30. Sunrise or sunset?

31. Are they more messy or more organized?

32. Pet peeves?

33. Do they own any objects of significant personal importance?

34. Least favorite food?

35. Least favorite color?

36. Least favorite smell?

37. When was the last time they cried?

38. Were they with anybody the last time they cried?

39. Tell us about one of the times they got injured?

40. Do they have any scars?

41. Do they struggle with any mental health issues?

42. Do they have any bad habits?

43. Why might someone dislike them?

44. Why might someone love them?

45. Do they believe in ghosts?

46. Is there anyone they would trust with their lives?

47. Are they romantically interested in anyone?

48. Are they dating/married to anyone?

49. Do they like surprises?

50. When is their birthday?

51. How do they usually celebrate their birthday?

52. Do they have any family?

53. Are they close to their family?

54. What is their MBTI type?

55. What is their zodiac sign?

56. What Hogwarts House would they be in?

57. What D&D alignment are they?

58. Do they ever have nightmares? If so, what about?

59. What are their views on death?

60. What is something that they’re sure to laugh at?

61. When bored, how do they pass time?

62. Do they enjoy being outside?

63. Do they have an accent?

64. Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, what is their first reaction?

65. If they knew they were going to die, what would they do/say?

66. How do they feel about sex?

67. What is their sexuality?

68. Do they become squeamish at the sight of blood?

69. Is there anything that they find really gross?

70. Which TV Trope(s) best describes them?

71. Do they enjoy helping people?

72. Are they allergic to anything?

73. Do they have a pet?

74. Are they quick to anger? What are they like when they loose their temper?

75. How patient are they?

76. Are they good at cooking?

77. Favorite insult? Do they insult people often?

78. How do they act when they’re particularly happy?

79. What do they do when they learn about other people’s fears?

80. Are they trustworthy?

81. Do they try to hide their emotions? Are they good at it?

82. Do they exercise regularly?

83. Are they comfortable with the way they look?

84. What are some physical features that they find attractive on people?

85. What kind of personalities do they find attractive?

86. Do they like sweet foods?

87. What is their age?

88. Are they tall or short or somewhere in between?

89. Do they wear glasses or contacts?

90. Do they consider themselves attractive?

91. What is their sense of humor like?

92. What mood are they most often in?

93. What kinds of things anger them?

94. Outlook on life?

95. What kind of things make them sad/depressed?

96. What is their greatest weakness?

97. What is the greatest strength?

98. Something that they regret?

99. Biggest accomplishment?

100. Create your own!

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[anaxxalex]

Give me a doot doot

[howellerino]

doot doot me up daddy

[beyondfangirl-deactivated201808]

see if its works…..

[noya-sunflower]

…..

[first-sight-and-second-thoughts]

HIT ME UP WITH ONE OF THEM GOOD OLD DOOT DOOTS

[yr-local-cryptid]

doot doot mf

[darling-details]

All I’ve ever wanted was a doot doot

[straykxnks]

pls i want a doot doot

[axnxcs]

,,,

[461lightfire]

I want a doot doot ;;

[mini-meanhoee-deactivated202011]

me

[dracuchan-deactivated20241105]

gimme a doot doot

[starryseung]

sorry for spamming your dash i just want doot doots :(

[goroou]

doot doot tood tood?👀

[ruellelix-deactivated20201012]

👀

[heartinghyunjin]

Aww don’t be shy….. FUCKING SEND ME DOOT DOOT

[kpopisahappycolor-deactivated20]

Let’s see if it works…..

[terrible-vices]

I want one so bad 🥺

[smolanxiouscatvoid]

Pls I want one

[inky-bun]

Holy shit it actually works-

[ottomations]

🤔

[officialburtcurtis]

((Gimme a doot doot lads))

[officialthomaschestershire]

//i want one!

[officialrighthandman]

((MY TURNNN

[ask-amnesia-henry]

I WILL LITERALLY DRAW CHARLES AND HENRY SAYING DOOT DOOT IF I GET ONE

[clumsymariarts]

What the hell, let's see :b

[clumsymariarts]

Pamela Solomon,

Lawyer of the Underworld, Right-Hand Lady of the King of the Dead, The Rose of Balanced Justice.

~~~

So this is my OC, Pamela! She's a Spanish lawyer who died in the 50's and is now continuing her job in the Underworld, along with some new jobs along the way...

(WIP PROBABLY FOREVER)

I'll probs post more info about her when I have the time, so enjoy this drawing of sassy lawyer ghost while we wait :b

[clumsymariarts]

Gonna post some of my old art stuffs one-by-one now :b All traditional (cuz' I can't do digital art even if I try) and crap quality (cuz' my phone camera sucks lol)

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

[t-a-c]

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

[teratorequests]

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

[mikkeneko]

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

[clumsymariarts]

Last post of Orange Juice got some notes and I'm pretty happy with it :D So now, by popular demand, Orange Juice in her snail form!

@stickminamongus Hope you like her :D

[manawhaat]

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

[une-femme-de-lettres]

In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks

[144p-goldfish]

this is what we needed to learn in distance learning

[clumsymariarts]

So, I decided to make an Impostor OC of my own 'cuz @stickminamongus has some really cool Impostors and I love their blog and you should check them out, they're great :D

So, introducing Orange Juice! An impostor who loves outer space and eating oranges :)

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

[clumsymariarts]

wazzup wazzup wazzup. hows life?

My life is trash, as usual XDD

[twistedmelodies]

Reblog if you're part of the "fucks up a lot but I still do my best to be a great person" squad

[xadness-1987]

To all those whom I sent messages, please reply quickly. I am revamping the story (Surprise surprise) and this is your last chance to join.

I will no longer accept any messages asking me if the person sending it can join; after I get about 10 characters in the robot list. If you have sent a proper reference or visual description of your character before, you will automatically be put in the list. Here is the list for any newbie, along with some extra information below:

Bot#1- @jielyx

Bot#2- @fred-owned

Bot#3- Me

Bot#4- Violet (I forget her blog name, but most of you know her as my friend)

Bot#5- @lucythereaderofminds

Player- @hikaroon

Cellphone Guy- Me

I also added the human characters for those who are curious. The other 5 animatronic slots are empty. Feel free to send me a message saying you’re interested. I will ask you a couple of questions, and you will answer them accordingly. If your character’s mechanics suit the lore and atmosphere, you just need to tell me how they look before I can let you in. Still, you need to send me a ref. Ask me to make it, and I will say no. Force me to make it, and I will shut you out. Here are the rules for those interested: 1. Avoid using too much clichés in the mechanics of your characters. You may use 1-3 clichés but beyond that isn’t allowed. Be creative when creating your character. 2. Make sure the character you are representing resembles one of your personas. This is important. 3. They must have at least 1 mechanic among their abilities or movements that make them stand out from the rest. 4. The maximum character slots you can take up are 2.

There you have it. If you have read the entire post, thank you. I’ll be on my merry way. Also, I apologize for not posting any new art. I don’t have any ideas lately, so feel free to suggest anything but references for me to draw. This month has been very busy for me, since I needed to study for a Quiz Bee. Today is the day that Quiz will take place, so wish me luck.

[clumsymariarts]

Thank you, friend. I appreciated the comfort :')

Stay safe there, m8. So help me, if that guy lays one finger on you and your friends again, I will fly over to where he is, find him, and destroy him.

[jielyx]

Story time cuz I need to get this off my chest.

Note: everything i can remember is translated into english but the conversation was in Hiligaynon.

We were practicing our dance in a public area. During that time we were all just girls including our French exchange student.

We thought the convention center would be a good place to practice since it was an open area.

It was around 9:00 AM so not much people were around and the convention center was still closed.

I already had doubts that a creepy man might arrive cuz my parents always tell me stuff like that might happen so I tightened my belt as a precaution.

And whaddya know? A creepy man did arrive. He went down from the construction site going on in one of the buildings just to watch us practice. I was already a bit jumpy because he was staring at us consistently. When we finally took a water break, our french exchange student had to go so we said our goodbyes.

Thats when it happened….

The man comes up to us and says

“Is that American girl your classmate?”(he didnt know she was french and assumed she was american due to americans coming here in the Philippines often)

She was my classmate but the other dancers said No because they were from different sections at school. Anyway, everybody already knew what was going on so we didnt speak much.

“She’s very pretty. What’s her name?”

We didnt reveal her name because of what the guy was obviously tryna do. We just said it was “Rose”

But the guy knew we were making it up and laughed and poked the cheek of one of our dancers. She moved away in discomfort.

After our french friend left, I was already suspicious so I took out my SAO ilucidator keychain and inconspicuously hooked it to my belt strap and hid it under my shirt (sorry if I spelled the sword name wrong). It was dull to slice but just enough for stabbing. If he was gonna do anything, I wouldve hit his shoulder.

We said she had a boyfriend, like any typical person would do.

He said. “It doesnt matter if theyre not married”

He continously asked for the name but we didnt reply. Thats when he hit on me.

He said

“The one wearing black (thats me) is pretty as well.”

“She’s mine”

Basically, he was calling dibs on me. Trust me, its more cringy in my native language. And more disgusting to hear.

I was holding really tight to my keychain at this point already.

“Whats your name?” He asked.

I replied, “I have a boyfriend”

Then he said, “just tell me your name so i can dream about you tonight” (note: like i said before. This is more disgusting in our native language)

Trust me. I was so tempted to stab him at this point but we kept calm hoping he’d leave. And my heart was beating super fast because I was also partially scared. I was tryna keep my cool cuz there was like 7-9 of us there.

We eventually remained silent.

Then he said

“Cmon. Whats your name”

“What? Are you guys mutes? Did you come from a school of mutes and deafs?” He laughed up.

He eventually gave up and said something like, “I’m just in the building over there. We’ll see each other again”

Luckily, none of us got harmed.

But seriously, we even said we were just 15 - 17. He didnt care. As long as we were “pretty”.

I mightve understood if he was around our age and i wouldve just walked away but this man was a what looked like a 40 year old man with some experience in construction working. Sure, hes a bit shorter than me but that doesnt mean hes less dangerous.

I was scared as heck :’)

[clumsymariarts]

Mate, tell me where he is and I'll show him how more dangerous a high school girl who has experience in boxing and handling guns can be, he's a freaking perv >:(