STARCASM

Kalina, Australian. I started this as an art blog but that didn’t work out so here is my hot mess. Follow my chicken blog for some quality feathery content at The Good Little Chickens 🐓

[pocketss]

widehead

[brucespringsteen]

To be honest shit lately has me hugging everyone goodbye longer and laughing harder and putting on music more and crying watching movies more

[everydaylouie]

that's me

[clunts]

I’ve started a new job and keep telling everyone that the worst thing about my old job was this one woman who was so abusive towards me that I cried all Christmas… but I’ve just remembered it was actually the time a 12yo boy gave me a bottle of piss to dispose of

[clunts]

When they say a parents work is never done they’re specifically taking about my dad, who had to answer a call from me after he’d just arrived in Venice because i had a question about car batteries

[runby2]

the skyrim modding comumintiy fucking sucks

[alvi]

what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

[annielostmarch]

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

[chilewithcarnage]

cunt levels off the charts

[mmgceramics]

Just submitted this guy and some others to a cup show. Hopefully I’ll hear back soon!

[weevilsdaily]

[feefal]

Scientific and highly accurate illustration of what Scoliosis looks like

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[02]

those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

[lanndscape]

[alightinthelantern]

Seaweed fabric design by William Kilburn, c. 1788 watercolor on paper

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

I had a lot of great mugs in this firing but this one turned out the most perfect 😍

[awidevastdominion]

The Dabous Giraffes - neolithic petroglyphs found in Saharan Niger estimated to be 6,000 to 8,000 years old. The bigger of the two giraffes is 5.4 meters long and is the largest known petroglyph in the world.