Clusterfuck

I'm Liv and I'm 22. I've had a recent comeback to Tumblr just to prowl around and reblog. Most of the time, I post really good or really funny or really relevant or really irrelevant things. This blog doesn't really have a given theme, thus the reasoning behind the name "Clusterfuck." I post a bunch of different things. You like what you see? You want to see more? You know what to do.

[desolationlesbian]

Using QR codes to link things in circumstances where it would be inconvenient to laboriously type in a url by hand are all well and good, practical, I see it. But now I get emails like "Here's our event! Scan the qr code to register!" with a jpeg of a flyer and no url in the email or on the image. Oh you want me to...hold up my phone to a computer screen to scan a jpeg email attachment to get to a website? Instead of you just linking it to me, in the email you have already sent me, that I am already looking at on my computer? That's what you want me to do? Are you sure?

[persisting]

I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.

Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[avocadosockz]

this is literally them

[mygogglesdosomething]

[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[chimpfun78-deactivated20191216]

[annoying-furry]

the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy

[ollybollywolly]

Why do some people just teeter on the line of darkness like this?

[paper-mario-wiki]

For those wondering, this is the monster’s theme from the horror film “It Follows”! Why it was chosen to represent chicken pussy, though, remains a mystery.

[my-darling-boy]

First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon

(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[bi-halobearer]

katie mcgrath really is the definition of "do it for the gays"

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

[memewhore]

[tiktokstowatch]

[rosyish]

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

[wolffyluna]

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

[e-v-roslyn]

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

[salty-rice]

That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies

[st-pam]

[jackdaw-kraai]

Oh my gods they’re adorable! Have a nice day at work, Employment Jelly