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it is actually SO twisted that peter parker comes from a poor working class family, spent his entire life fighting for the little guy for no financial gain, whose major film villains are dirty capitalists who don’t care about who they hurt, who takes his power as a responsibility…. and marvel took one look at him and said “yah he’s besties with a billionaire whose family had generational wealth from war profiteering and all the villains will be working class”

thesquireofcheddar

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

zhuanghongru

Canadian photographer Benoit Paillé

mysharona1987

cecaeliawitch

it never ceases to amaze me how ppl get life handed to them wrapped up in a pretty pink bow, and then convince themselves that they paid for it with sweat and blood

phoenixyfriend

I don’t want to end Amazon, because it provides an incredibly useful service to the disabled community, the elderly, and those who simply don’t have time to go shopping due to working three jobs and the like. There currently isn’t a major alternative on the market that is the same level of cheap and accessible.

What I do want to do is enforce some goddamn antitrust laws on major web-based companies like Amazon and Google and Facebook, and roll back their attempts at monopolizing entire industries, and make them pay their lowest-rung workers a fair wage and stop running their warehouses like a scene from a dystopian nightmare.

whitepeopletwitter

Reality is stranger than fiction

robotsandfrippary

that’s some Nazi shit right there.

ghiraheeheeheem

Thought this was fake or a misunderstanding but

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/08/politics/plaid-shirt-guy-trump-montana-rally-cnntv/index.html

leafy-autistics

They decided to focus on this guy’s reaction to fame in the article at the end and not that people apparently aren’t allowed to be critical of anything Trump says….. somehow I’m not surprised?

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Exfuckingcuse me

someemochick

faustandfurious

C.S. Lewis: Gonna recreate The Fall Of Man with two kids, a witch and Lion Jesus

Philip Pullman: Gonna recreate The Fall Of Man with two kids, several witches and a polar bear

JRRT: Gonna recreate The Fall Of Man with elves and far too much linguistics

Lewis: Thanks I hate it

JRRT: Ur a tree now

Pullman: The Church is evil

JRRT: My trilogy got more than one film, you atheist hack

ronon-dex

everyone drop whatever you're holding and snatch up netflix because The Old Guard is out and lemme tell you about this rollicking block-busting diamond in the rough MKAY

- band of immortals trying to save the world

- charlize theron wielding an axe

- gay lovers from the crusades

- black female lead kicking ASSSSSSSS

- chiwetel ejiofor being handsome and morally grey

- charlize pines for lost girlfriend

- dudley dursley all grown up and evil

- SWORDFIGHTING

- first black female director of a comic book film!!!

- did I mention the gays were literally unkillable

DON'T WALK, RUN TO WATCH THIS. THEY TEASE A SEQUEL THAT I NEED MORE THAN AIR SO SHOUT ABOUT IT PEEPS

ralfmaximus

Can confirm: this was surprisingly awesome.

I say surprising because there’s been zero hype for TOG, only heard of it on tumblr. It popped up on my Netflix recommendations so I shrugged, gave it a try. So happy I did!

profeminist

Betsy DeVos - “I will personally sacrifice 14,000 children for capitalism”

ninjaduckpirategoose

Remember when this all started and people were like, they just don’t care because it’s mostly old people. If children were dying, they’d do something.

Capitalism is amoral, insatiable and indiscriminate. Fourteen thousand children is no more moving to a psychopathic system than is one hundred thousand adults. There is literally no one that is too precious to be sacrificed to profit.

muirin007

Please release me; I am tired. Edit: My friend made it better:

guerrillatech

glumshoe

I cannot stress this enough: be careful who you give dueling scars to, and where those scars are located.

You might think you’re slashing them across the face to “teach them a lesson” or “put them in their place” or even “to give them something to remember you by”, but in practice all you’re doing is giving them a backstory, raising their sex appeal, and setting them on the path of revenge.

If you want them to come back five, ten, fifteen years from now, then by all means, be my guest. Give them the sexiest scar you possibly can. But they will be more determined and more talented than you and they will kick your ass and probably kill you. Even if they’re not objectively “better at dueling” than you are, and you initially seem to have the upper hand, they have the blessing of plot behind them and that character arc is about to come crashing down on top of your head.

If you’re going to scar them, do it in some uncool and embarrassing place. The belly, maybe, if you’re careful. Across the nipple is pushing it. A slash across the ass isn’t particularly noble or sportsmanly of you but it doesn’t really increase your opponent’s cool factor unless you’re in a farcical comedy. Scar them somewhere if you must but do NOT help them accessorize their tragic backstory.