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Climate change is like someone comes up to you and tells you your super strict aunt is visiting, but your house has seen 3 parties over the weekend and is a mess. You’re not quite sure if the person is serious or not, some people say ‘QUICK! We need to tidy the house NOW! She’ll be here in an HOUR!’ and other people say ‘Your aunt isn’t visiting, it’s all a huge lie, and besides, the house is still habitable!’

Sure, you can work around the pizza trodden into the carpet, maybe lay a rug over the teenager vomit, wear shoes so the spilled beer doesn’t soak into your socks.

But if you spend a little time and effort cleaning the house, even if your aunt isn’t coming, you still have a lovely clean house! If you keep measures in place to keep it clean, no more wild parties, a few storage baskets, invest in a roomba, it’ll stay clean for when your children live there too.

And if your aunt is actually coming, and you DON’T clean the house, you’re totally and utterly and without question, fucked.

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By the way during this whole extended metaphor your aunt is, at that very moment, knocking on the door. And people are still yelling that she’s not actually coming

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Pokemon SWSH headcanon

If Raihan ever manages to beat leon and become the champion (in a world where your PC never beat Leon) when they shake hands on the pitch it turns into a hug and then a dramatic live tv kiss. I'm not taking criticism at this time.

kaziearts

I love t h i s man

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Sordward and Shielbert: *Talks shit about Hop, Piers, Leon, and Raihan and insults them*

Hop, Leon, Raihan, and Piers:

gogoatboots

here is my 100% accurate and correct judgment

ruibits

Hype her up!! (twitter)

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Stop Crying...🐍⚡️(Part1&2)

iced-blood

A Reminder.

Because sometimes I think we need to remember a few things.

Seto Kaiba’s parents died when he was a little boy.

Seto Kaiba’s godparents only kept him for as long as it took to drain his inheritance, then tossed him aside.

Seto Kaiba’s adoptive father was a horrifically abusive taskmaster who was probably an out-and-out sociopath.

Seto Kaiba was catapulted from a position of absolute helplessness into a position of absolute power when he was 15 years old.

Literally everyone Seto Kaiba ever loved during his formative years abandoned him.

Literally everyone Seto Kaiba ever trusted during his formative years betrayed him.

Except his brother.

Seto Kaiba didn’t protect his brother.

Seto Kaiba raised his brother.

Seto Kaiba was a working single parent before he graduated high school.

Seto Kaiba tore down a military arms conglomerate and rebuilt it into a company that builds theme parks for orphans.

Seto Kaiba is the biggest freaking philanthropist in this franchise’s history.

Seto Kaiba has done more good for the world than any of the so-called “heroes” of the story.

But y’know. He ripped a trading card in half, and cheated at a card game so as to very specifically save his (child) brother. Also he’s kind of an asshole. So yeah.