"Darkness exists to make light truly count."

[odios]

[fyeahsoftvaporboreanism-deactiv]

they make a compelling argument

[asian]

Hello I would like to order a bucket of shiba pls

[unamusedsloth]

[angrybagel]

I love myself

[cnrubio]

Them: motherfucker

Me, an intellectual: Oedipus

[marinarachael]

This is. so good.

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[mymodernmet]

[mockwa]

[curseworm]

im sure youre all wondering why ive gathered you here today

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[literallysame]

oh my god

[nevver]

[unclefather]

Are you wearing… the ch- Chanel boots? Yeah I am.

[blazedmichael-blog]

Ellen is so important

[realborisjohnson]

[newtgeiszler]

it was that banksy fuck again

[jayce]

[unshrink]

when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:

[porterr-robinson]

[jaegerdom-deactivated20180124]

No one man should have all that power

[setheverman]

this is the only reason why i became a musician